Last night, I fell down and skinned the hell out of my knee. I tripped over a laundry basket; I'd been doing laundry and I finished too late to put it up, so I'd left it out on the floor. Somehow, the way I fell led to my leg scraping over the basket as I went down, and then, to make things even worse, I landed hard on that skinned knee. 
I don't think I did any actual damage, but it hurts and you should give me pity.
I don't think I did any actual damage, but it hurts and you should give me pity.