This is just fucking pathetic.
Yesterday, I went to my friendly neighborhood drug store to pick up some allergy medicine. When I got there, I saw that the allergy medicine wasn't on the shelves anymore. Instead, they have a wall full of little cards with pictures of the various brands of allergy pills. You have to take one, and then take it to the pharmacist for him or her to get the medicine for you.
This is a new law that's just gone into force here to try to make it harder to gather the ingredients (in this case, the pseudoephedrine in the allergy medicine I was getting) to make methamphetamine. So because some hillbilly in BFE got the bright idea to try to make a few bucks by selling meth to his equally chromosome-damaged buddies, we have to go through this bullshit. It was annoying to me, and I'm sure it has to annoy the hell out of the pharmacists.
So here's my note to meth makers: I hope you get your ass blown up. I want to watch you running around with your mullet in flames. You've turned Appalachia into a horribly violent hellhole, and you're annoying everyone else. Just go the fuck away.
Yesterday, I went to my friendly neighborhood drug store to pick up some allergy medicine. When I got there, I saw that the allergy medicine wasn't on the shelves anymore. Instead, they have a wall full of little cards with pictures of the various brands of allergy pills. You have to take one, and then take it to the pharmacist for him or her to get the medicine for you.
This is a new law that's just gone into force here to try to make it harder to gather the ingredients (in this case, the pseudoephedrine in the allergy medicine I was getting) to make methamphetamine. So because some hillbilly in BFE got the bright idea to try to make a few bucks by selling meth to his equally chromosome-damaged buddies, we have to go through this bullshit. It was annoying to me, and I'm sure it has to annoy the hell out of the pharmacists.
So here's my note to meth makers: I hope you get your ass blown up. I want to watch you running around with your mullet in flames. You've turned Appalachia into a horribly violent hellhole, and you're annoying everyone else. Just go the fuck away.
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bean:
Hey, there's a whole bunch of updates to the Something Awful story on the Something Awful web site. I don't have time to take that and rewrite it into the story, but I don't want to publish half the story when the situation has completely changed in the meantime. So if you could go to their site and incorporate the updates into the story, I'd love to publish it.
prockg:
They're doing that here too. I don't know if it's working or not. I hope all this hassle is worth it. I for one am tired of fucking tweakers stealing everything that's not nailed down. 