jake1030

where do u live?

it is good times

She is sexshi, not really into her music though but shes a cutie.. I am waiting for Angelina Jolie and Brian Shenan to return my calls. I think the word crazy stalker bitch has come up a few times.. But im ignoring the voices. Is her Cd the one that skipped? Take it back.. And as for your "tool" (teehee I love that word "Tool") actually I just totally forgot what I was going to say about your "Tool" Maybe it was just the fact I could say tool and giggle like a 2 year old. Ever seen the movie Sid and Nancy? Its not that great but it was the only thing on last night at 3 am and I couldnt sleep anyways he kissed her against a yucky trash can like not a home owners trash can like a big trash can thats all dirty and grungy and prolly has rats in it or some homeless guys piss around it. It was pretty hot. I wanna be kissed against one of those in the rain.. So hawwwwt! Hey Now I remember about the "tool" thing Why would you buy a "tool" from Barney? hes a purple dinosaur for christs sake who dances with kids.. Id be afraid.. very afraid..

I spelled my most favorite hobby wrong. My mastURbation always goes lovely. I have another scheduled for 11:00 am, 4:37 pm, and a show stopping 8:12pm. Thats pretty cool that Norah does that for you. I dont think your gay if you jerk it over a girl. And even if you are gay.. eh thats kinda sexshi too. Kiss a guy and take pics wooot wooot! Doing anything fun this weekend? I'm going to fulfil my obsessive compullsive behavior by playing Starcraft. I r addicted. Plus I have to work all weekend so that sucks ass. Anyways Hope you can wipe the dust off your "tool" and get some useage off it. If not I'm available to kick Barneys ass for you, NiNjA StYlE HooooooHaaaaaa! Anyways off to work.
PSSSSSSSS.
She is singing to you.. And only you, now sleep tight little bear and smile.

Yipes I hope today is better for you. I had a dog with hip problems, plus he was old too, couldnt get up the stairs or jump on meh bed without help. Yours isnt a golden retriever is it? My friends german shepard also had hip problems now that I think about it. Whats her name? My dogs name was Healy after the Austin healy car. I didnt name him. I have a pit bull puppy right now we just got about 2 weeks ago His name is "Hot Wheels" after meh sons favorite toy.. He answers more to "Ah shit he pissed again on the floor" though. Anyways hope your day was better and you remembered your stuff. *Hugz*

Sand in your butt seems like a small price to pay for Bermuda... Besides half the fun would be getting it all out right? I still say Viva la Bermuda!!!

Hmm.. Okay good point picking sand out of your ass for life would be kind of bad but hey you'd always have something to do and you'd be in a pretty place to do it at. My mom did something similar to what your grandfather did with the tools. She asked me and my brothers to put masking tape on things we wanted in her house. I was like wtf? First thought was is she dying? she assureed me shes okay she just wants to get things in order... Im like Dude for what! you're dying arent you? shes like No.. I didnt put tape on anything.. I hate that stuff. I'd rather have me mum then have her gear.

Hmmm. Maybe they will make a example of her and give her a harsher sentence. Life in jail just doesnt seem enough. Shame alot of people in this world would love to have a baby and cant. What a waste of life for her and her child. On a happier note.. Dont worry about the SuV info I cant afford one anytime soon. It has the power to go in water and lift up.. Hydrolics or what? hmmm. Oh more good news I stopped burping up cheese dip. Bet you're just thrilled to hear that aint cha!

Man I was totally off. I have a 98 Vw gti I love it.. I want the new SuV just cant afford it right now. I just saw something really disturbing on tv.. You know who William hung is? He made a video for "She Bangs" and I just sat through the whole thing. I think now is the time to gouge my eyes out with sporks.

Thanks, but my new family will be without babydaddy.

hey thanks for the comment! (from about two weeks ago). My account expired so I wasn't able to post a reply.

Congrats on the new computer, I just got a new one myself. so nice.