jake1030

people keep your cars clean. im tired of climbing into peoples rides where the seats are torn it smells like a cats litter box valances are falling off and all you complain about is the car wont start.it wont start because everything on your piece of shit is oem.yes my shop rate is 78.25 a hour but if your dumb ass cant wash the car by god i will raise it. if you kept it neat look at it or had it looked at that 78.25 x4.5 wont happen and keep your fucking cats out of the car. roll up your damn windows. when the cat pees in it by god detail the mother fucker. throw away your nasty snot rags dont wad them and leave them in the center console. use your parking brake too. sometimes i wonder why i put floor mats and seat condoms in some of the cars. i could pile leaves and and grease in the fucker and they wouldnt know the difference.your neighbor who is a mechanic is always wrong. so dont tell me what he said. and if your boyfriend cant figure out the battery is dead dump him hes too stupid to have a penis. he should have his removed and sewen on to some poor woman wanting to be a man.no we will not cash your post dated check either pay us now or we keep your car until you do. if your married and you brought the car in with out the husband he may not call us back and ask us why we did this and that if all it did was blow a fuse. people there are reasons fuses blow and if the world was perfect fuses would never blow so maybe we wouldnt have them so dont get pissed when i still charge your wife diagnosis. do not go in at 3 and ask for a 4 hour job done by 5. its not happening. if something breaks after i have worked on it it most likely wasnt my fault and i will not pay for those repairs. so keep all of this in mind before you bitch about how much it costs or just bringing your car in. half the cars i work on i wouldnt want to date them or visit their house just by the way their car looks and is kept. my car by the way is no shining gem but it is well maintained and not falling apart. and it doesnt take my experience or training to keep it that well maintained. speaking of that... i need to change my oil....