jaimy

here's a totally disgusting story for all of you. i took my little dogs out last night to go to the bathroom. it was dark. my 4.5 pound skinny tiny dog was struggling going poop for a long time so i look down and some shit's hanging out of her ass. she can't seem to get rid of it so i took some leaves and started tugging on it with the leaves between my fingers. this long slimy white solid string thing comes out and i thought it must be a long worm. it was inches long and i keep pulling. i get it out and then more white stuff starts coming. at this point i'm absolutely disgusted. i took a stick (there are piles of hurricane remnants outside of the house) and started trying to chop up the worm to see if it's alive.

well....it's not a worm. apparently vectrex ate one of my bloody used tampons and the entire string came out intact and the cottony part was coming out in broken up bits.

so imagine her eating my used tampon and it coming out the other end -with much difficulty- covered in slimy shit and me pulling it out with leaves.

gross.