I'll lay out the new gimmick for the week at work.
Starting Monday, I will relate everything to porn and sex.
example 1a:
boss: "..therefore we can take all the market shares with our bleeding edge technology."
me: "kinda like that porn company Vixen. the way the cornered the amatuer sex market."
example 1b:
bill: "Damn, that Pete is a real go getter!"
me: "Heh, yeah, the irony of it. He reminds of Peter North. He's a real go getter in porn with his girthy pornographic penis. Now that guy is a go getter...you know whatamean...do ya! huh?"
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example 2, all locations will be in reference to some strip club or pornshop
mom: "Where's the that Home Depot on Ben White Blvd ?":
me: "You know where that gay bathhouse is off airport...its near that about 10 miles south of XTC Cabaret...then take Loop 1 past that the Asian Massage Parlor.."
mom: "Oh yes, about 4 miles from Foxxy's the Swingers Club. I love my little devil you ! "
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Starting Monday, I will relate everything to porn and sex.
example 1a:
boss: "..therefore we can take all the market shares with our bleeding edge technology."
me: "kinda like that porn company Vixen. the way the cornered the amatuer sex market."
example 1b:
bill: "Damn, that Pete is a real go getter!"
me: "Heh, yeah, the irony of it. He reminds of Peter North. He's a real go getter in porn with his girthy pornographic penis. Now that guy is a go getter...you know whatamean...do ya! huh?"
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example 2, all locations will be in reference to some strip club or pornshop
mom: "Where's the that Home Depot on Ben White Blvd ?":
me: "You know where that gay bathhouse is off airport...its near that about 10 miles south of XTC Cabaret...then take Loop 1 past that the Asian Massage Parlor.."
mom: "Oh yes, about 4 miles from Foxxy's the Swingers Club. I love my little devil you ! "
( the original entry was edited because its extremely explicit descriptions )
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DAMN I HATE WORK SO MUCH.
Not the job, just working for $ in general.
I'm tired working looking at the same damned ugly fat men faces ... they need to hire girls...not even hot girls...just no more fat faced republican men wearing dockers and lame as polo shirts. I'm tired of hearing about golf and stocks and 'the war'. they try to argue with my liberal ass., but i turn the other butt cheek.
and i have no internet at home and it hurts baby, it hurts.