jaggy

Here's the secret to life:

you aint shit!

so my hoe's ass is gettin bigger but. thats. o. k.
but when it gets to the limit , when its just right for the assjiggle factor in the "k9 configuration" (thats doggy style for you unsophisticates), im gonna slow her fat ass down. startin with no fries. im just not let her get all willy nilly. it's part of the agreement in Le Jaggy's Boote' Contract

But thats what i get for dating a skinny girl in the first place. it was gettin bad when her hips started cuttin me in bed. nows she's cuttin cheesecake from cheesecake factory (i payed part of it and tip!) . but soon enough, it will be time for Snack Wells and treadmills. its about control- its kinda like controlling the "R.I.P" and "Guts" levels on that DOD Death Metal Distortion pedal - thats fuckin awesome, ha! (i jest, of course!)

Death Metal Distortion

DEATH METAL DISTORTION

HeheheHAHHAHA!

btw- speaking of integrity(? segway) , i have none whatsoever now. i thought i was on the 3 month plan for this site, but im one the 12 month plan. so here i am. beh! i hate the future anyways ! FUCK THE FUTURE!

guess who?

so i heard this legend in the geek music world that if you analyze the spectra of Aphex Twin's 2nd track on WindowLicker, you'll see a demons face. i did see a wierd demonic face at first, by i switched to logrithmic scale, and i see the aphx himself. that , or my o-scope needs tuning.