I love lent !
in texas, if you throw a rock, you'll hit someone that has a icthus fish on the back of their car. sometimes i just wanna throw rocks at these peoples heads. im just a bitter boy that came from a hardcore Irish and Spanish catholic upbringing.
im well aware that lent has started...the spring break of catholics ..they love torture, pain, and sufferering. stay away from the Vatican if you hate crowds...like boy-horny arch bishops fucked up on wine. ...hey in catholic school , every priest that tried to grapple or fuck me had wine on his breath okay? i know.
if i can, let me be a nudal visionary.
Ok, picture this .
- start out in altar-girl uniform. make it boyish looking, if you know what im mean.
- the ash on the forehead
- then start slippin off the clothes
- reveal crucifix around cleavage
- lick the crucfix
- now fully and tastefully nude (key word is taste)
- palm leaves...covering nipples and other stuff
- use the altar like a fuckin strip club pole
- red wine, the blood of christ, pour it all over them tittays.
- throw a cup of eucharists (round things you munch at communion) up in the air, good photo of that action.
- final top shot with eucharists all over girl , covering her nipples and her 'ney-ney' (ala american beauty)
- maybe end it with her walking away showing her ass or something.
(copyright 2006 , johnny g ideas , inc)
in texas, if you throw a rock, you'll hit someone that has a icthus fish on the back of their car. sometimes i just wanna throw rocks at these peoples heads. im just a bitter boy that came from a hardcore Irish and Spanish catholic upbringing.
im well aware that lent has started...the spring break of catholics ..they love torture, pain, and sufferering. stay away from the Vatican if you hate crowds...like boy-horny arch bishops fucked up on wine. ...hey in catholic school , every priest that tried to grapple or fuck me had wine on his breath okay? i know.
if i can, let me be a nudal visionary.
Ok, picture this .
- start out in altar-girl uniform. make it boyish looking, if you know what im mean.
- the ash on the forehead
- then start slippin off the clothes
- reveal crucifix around cleavage
- lick the crucfix
- now fully and tastefully nude (key word is taste)
- palm leaves...covering nipples and other stuff
- use the altar like a fuckin strip club pole
- red wine, the blood of christ, pour it all over them tittays.
- throw a cup of eucharists (round things you munch at communion) up in the air, good photo of that action.
- final top shot with eucharists all over girl , covering her nipples and her 'ney-ney' (ala american beauty)
- maybe end it with her walking away showing her ass or something.
(copyright 2006 , johnny g ideas , inc)
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yeknomyknuf:
Yeah, all the people with the ash smeared on their foreheads kinda creeped me out. I couldn't get to that link you had on your comment. Sounds interesting..
yeknomyknuf:
Sweet lent set idea. I think Al's nun set was close to that sort of thing. I think the crucifix between her "ney-ney" barbells was a nice touch 
I checked out the catalogue. Those instruments look scary!
I checked out the catalogue. Those instruments look scary!