jaggid

Dear <insert your fave/crush SG/hopeful name here> I may have to sue you for physical damage to my favourite body parts - I was giving your latest set <insert name of set here> some well deserved appreciation and had just reached those gorgeous <insert: cleavage shots/pussy shots from behind/pussy and bumhole shots/suckable toe shots/luscious lips shots> when I felt the delicious urgency to 'complete the job in hand' - I had just reached the point of no-return when my girlfriend stepped into the room unannounced and caught me in flagrante delicto - she expressed her anger physically with a well-aimed knee banged into the crotch of my denims just as I tried to stifle the unstoppable shower of my DNA over the iPad and your <insert region here> - she was further angered by my moans of agony and ecstasy, which went on for some time, being indistinguishable from each other - we haven't had sex in a week since and my balls are still swollen and bruised - you will be hearing from my lawyer imminently (but thanks for a spectacular come) :-P