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Ladies and gentlemen: The Coca-Cola Championship - where every team is as abjectly mediocre as the next, and every game ends in a draw.

(This little bit of randomness is proudly sponsored by Sheffield Wednesday's seventh consecutive draw.)

This would have been awesome were in not an expensive and elaborate April Fools joke:



This is incredibly scary:
A Rapist's View of the World: Joss Whedon and Firefly.

I especially liked this bit:

Warning: this video is disturbing on an incredible number of levels.

See if I was one of those normal people who isn't awake and watching Deep Space 9 at one in the morning, I would've missed the little 'quake' we just had....

Why is that Kerrang feels the need to censor "ass" and "assholes" but has absolutely no problem with "got a drug dealer on speed dial" and "pop my pills from a Pez dispenser"?

Bizarre

So I ordered a DS this morning. Yes, I managed to find one of the eight that comes into the country each day. Yay me. Anyhoo, I was tracking the parcel just now, and the website said it was at the company's depot in Droitwich Spa. Having absolutely no idea where that was, I Googled it like any self-respecting web geek would, and apparently, the...
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Happy New Year!

Here's hoping this one has dramatically more fun and laid-back-ness and dramatically less heartbreak and low-flying shit than the last one.

What the fuck is the point in emailing someone, asking them to let you know ASAP if something's OK for a specific date, and then not returning their emails for 4 days and counting?

I can think of no better lineup than Symphony X followed by Dream Theater. In a 1500-seat hall.

IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

That is all.

And now the ex - the one I'm still crazy about, see all the time and talk to every day - is pregnant by Mr Jackass - who also happens to be my boss.
Seriously, this year has just been awesome so far. Can't wait to see what the rest of it has in store. Touch of the plague perhaps?