Tomorrow is my 10 year anniversary of working at my cinema where I work. 10 fucking years I didn''t mean to be there that long but getting a different job is pretty hhard when your motor skills are all; fucked.
I had some funny stories today but they're not so funny when you go to type them out.
I'm sssooooooooooo fucking exhausted. Work makes me so tired, it's hard on Teash too but she troops on.
I start at 12 tmrw so we'll sleep in a bit.
GOOD NEWS.
Remember me saying I applied for a course in community services (just say yes) well I was short-listed and asked to go in for an interview on Tuesday so got any suggestions on what I should say or should I just walk in and show them I can light my farts.
Here's a (Oop just farted) survey stolen from Tez
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
No
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
10 Months
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Can't Remember
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Many times
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last week and I walk alot
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Teeasha , Las chicas cafe
7.LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Pizza
8.FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
BooBs, Hair, Tattoos
ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Thieves- Ministry
10.WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Melbourne
11.WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
Thornbury Darebin Secondary College
12.CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Stupid Telstra
13.FAVORITE MALL STORE:
I don't have a favourite
14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
10 years
15.DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Somewhere.. maybe
16.DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Nope
17.LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My dad's
18.FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I don't know
19.LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
I don't have 1
20.FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
?
21.BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
I had a friend who was a compulsive liar when I was 8
23.WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Las chicas cafe
24.CAN YOU COOK?
If I'm motivated
25.WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
I don't. I'm not allowed
26.BEST KISSER:
Mandy
27.LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
I don't remember
28.MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Brussel sprouts
Chilli
Curry
29.THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm devoted to metal
30.THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My co-ordination and balance
32.LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
11 hours
33.FAVORITE MOVIE?
Clockwork Orange
34.CAN YOU SING?
No
35.LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Gigantour- Megadeth Soulfly Arch Enemy
36.LAST KISS?
can't even remember
37.LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Run Fat Boy Run
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Keys and Teasha
39.FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Cairns and Brisbane
43.LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Desktop
744.FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
Jimeoin
45.DO YOU SMOKE?
Occassionally
46.SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
depends on the season
47.WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Nobody
48.DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Have no idea
49.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
a few times
50.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes
51.DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Love coffee
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled
53.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Not really
54.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
My manager at work
55.LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Mum
56.WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
Too long to type out, it was from Tracy
58 NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
1
59.WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Work pants black bonds hoodie
60.PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
You use complexion of my skin for count your racist tool
61.WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Ew.
62.CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
Sometimes
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Terribly
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Coconut
65. Do you like Maps?
Nup
66.TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I fart too much
68.EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
my 30th was wear a special hat party
69.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
Summer
70.LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
I laughed at the thought of a porno at work while I was serving a customer today
71.WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
6:00am
72.BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
Nothing it sux
73.LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
9/10 years ago
75.NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
Jessie
76.DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Overated but Jack Sparrow was cool
77.WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
My birthday is on sunday ...everyone send me boob pics
78.BIRTH DATE:
October 5 1976
79.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
Owner of big breasted women
85.ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Nope
87.ARE YOU SMILING?:
Too tired
89.DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
Nope
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:
Let me think about it
92.ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No
93.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Nope Picsces has a Boyfriend and Jewelz is married
94.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Loki
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Blue and white and yellow
96.DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
Nope
97.DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Nope..
98.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No
99.DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
yes - Jaala and Ruby
100.ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Nup
101.ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
Nope
102.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes- concussion x 3, epilepsy, so 4 times
103.DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yes
104.WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
None
105.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:
Organise for tmrw
I had some funny stories today but they're not so funny when you go to type them out.
I'm sssooooooooooo fucking exhausted. Work makes me so tired, it's hard on Teash too but she troops on.
I start at 12 tmrw so we'll sleep in a bit.
GOOD NEWS.
Remember me saying I applied for a course in community services (just say yes) well I was short-listed and asked to go in for an interview on Tuesday so got any suggestions on what I should say or should I just walk in and show them I can light my farts.
Here's a (Oop just farted) survey stolen from Tez
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
No
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
10 Months
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Can't Remember
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
Many times
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last week and I walk alot
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
Teeasha , Las chicas cafe
7.LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
Pizza
8.FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
BooBs, Hair, Tattoos
ONE FAVORITE SONG?
Thieves- Ministry
10.WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Melbourne
11.WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
Thornbury Darebin Secondary College
12.CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Stupid Telstra
13.FAVORITE MALL STORE:
I don't have a favourite
14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
10 years
15.DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Somewhere.. maybe
16.DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
Nope
17.LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My dad's
18.FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
I don't know
19.LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
I don't have 1
20.FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
?
21.BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
I had a friend who was a compulsive liar when I was 8
23.WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
Las chicas cafe
24.CAN YOU COOK?
If I'm motivated
25.WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
I don't. I'm not allowed
26.BEST KISSER:
Mandy
27.LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
I don't remember
28.MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
Brussel sprouts
Chilli
Curry
29.THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I'm devoted to metal
30.THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My co-ordination and balance
32.LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
11 hours
33.FAVORITE MOVIE?
Clockwork Orange
34.CAN YOU SING?
No
35.LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Gigantour- Megadeth Soulfly Arch Enemy
36.LAST KISS?
can't even remember
37.LAST MOVIE RENTED:
Run Fat Boy Run
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
Keys and Teasha
39.FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
Cairns and Brisbane
43.LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
Desktop
744.FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
Jimeoin
45.DO YOU SMOKE?
Occassionally
46.SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
depends on the season
47.WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
Nobody
48.DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
Have no idea
49.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
a few times
50.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
Pancakes
51.DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
Love coffee
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled
53.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
Not really
54.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
My manager at work
55.LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
Mum
56.WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
Too long to type out, it was from Tracy
58 NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
1
59.WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
Work pants black bonds hoodie
60.PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
You use complexion of my skin for count your racist tool
61.WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
Ew.
62.CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
Sometimes
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
Terribly
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Coconut
65. Do you like Maps?
Nup
66.TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
I fart too much
68.EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
my 30th was wear a special hat party
69.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
Summer
70.LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
I laughed at the thought of a porno at work while I was serving a customer today
71.WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
6:00am
72.BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
Nothing it sux
73.LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
9/10 years ago
75.NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
Jessie
76.DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
Overated but Jack Sparrow was cool
77.WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
My birthday is on sunday ...everyone send me boob pics
78.BIRTH DATE:
October 5 1976
79.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
Owner of big breasted women
85.ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
Nope
87.ARE YOU SMILING?:
Too tired
89.DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
Nope
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:
Let me think about it
92.ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
No
93.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
Nope Picsces has a Boyfriend and Jewelz is married
94.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Loki
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
Blue and white and yellow
96.DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
Nope
97.DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
Nope..
98.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
No
99.DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
yes - Jaala and Ruby
100.ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
Nup
101.ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
Nope
102.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
Yes- concussion x 3, epilepsy, so 4 times
103.DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
Yes
104.WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
None
105.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:
Organise for tmrw
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i was standing in dead center, getting crushed by wild fans. and i tried to squeeze out of harm's way for at least 5 song's worth of time. it was insane. i got elbowed in the back and felt like i was gonna be crippled forever.
all is well now. i'm alive. obviously.