Take the name of a band, alter it a little to a funny alternative for example
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD=SILLY YOUNG LAD
MESHUGGAH = MY SUGAR
METALLICA = METAL LICKER
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS = BUNCH OF SILLY DUMB CUNTS
your turn
I did a shift the other day with a guy who really pissed me offf so I wrote a song about it
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING FUCK
I HATE YOU
CAN GO AND GET FUCKED
It's only a short song
I THINK I FUCKED MYself up I was masturbating so much I forgot what sex felt like and I can't come anymore now that I am getting sex . If you can give me some advice on any foods or how to get horny again ,please help coz it's so annoying when you have been going at it for so fucking long and that familiar feeling just isn't there.
I'm so busy... too busy
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD=SILLY YOUNG LAD
MESHUGGAH = MY SUGAR
METALLICA = METAL LICKER
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS = BUNCH OF SILLY DUMB CUNTS
your turn
I did a shift the other day with a guy who really pissed me offf so I wrote a song about it
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING FUCK
I HATE YOU
CAN GO AND GET FUCKED
It's only a short song
I THINK I FUCKED MYself up I was masturbating so much I forgot what sex felt like and I can't come anymore now that I am getting sex . If you can give me some advice on any foods or how to get horny again ,please help coz it's so annoying when you have been going at it for so fucking long and that familiar feeling just isn't there.
I'm so busy... too busy
you rock dude......
maybe..... with the sex thing... could it be anxiety as opposed to having been wanking too much?
I dunno..... I don't know you well enough.. but I know... when i went a while without sex... I felt a bit nervous & anxious....
good luck dude....
I am sure the lady is lovely enough to be supportive...
see ya
so he's out
(he helps the oldies with farm etc... as his siblings are unable to)