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One day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried ChickenJust mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funnyWent up to the front with a menu and his moneyHe didn't walk straight, kind of side to sideHe asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled backHe gave a quarter and his order, small fries, Big Mac!You be illin'Today you won a ticket to see Doctor JFront row seat (in free!) no payRadio in hand, snacks by feetGame's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beatYou finally wake up, Doc's gone to townRound his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"You be illin'The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a partyDrunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was BacardiYou went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin'stanceYou be illin'For dinner, you ate it, there is none leftIt was salty, with butter and it was defYou proceeded to eat it cos you was in the moodBut holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!You be illin'

No! That sucks. I've only just noticed the stores around, usually in really rural places. I love the name, bottlemart is so boring