Bars that are open 24 hours a day should have the decency to keep the curtains shut. Those of us still drinking at dawn don't need the sunlight to remind us that we're irresponsible drunks, it's already pretty clear.
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Oi night at the bar up the street tonight. Hell yes.
Things you will need:
1 Five Gallon Bucket
1 Five Lb Bag of Ice
2 Two Liter Bottles of Fresca
1 Handle of Gin that comes in a plastic bottle
5 Turkey basters
Combine everything in the five gallon bucket. Fill turkey baster with five friends, insert into mouth without touching lips, squeeze bulb. Finish bucket within a 90 minute period.
Results: Delicious Fresca taste, followed by drunk, followed by the Gin Curse.
It's somewhere between an ice luge and deepthroating Lex Steele.