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Tuesday Aug 24, 2010

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All rise for the guitar of liberty.

You shall build a turtle fence.

A turtle fence is exactly what you'd think it is. A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars.

Those turtles that were climbing turtles couldn't climb over the turtle fence.

Why?

It was turtle proof.

How?

It was 3 feet high.

Build a turtle fence.

If turtles are becoming doctors we need a defense. How shall we protect ourselves?

You shall build a turtle fence.



And don't forget about jobs.



Turtle jobs.
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irishwhiskey:
That's me today
Aug 25, 2010
antisco:
That's very clever how they worked the cowbell in there. I spat Guinness all over the place at that point!

Anyways, does that discussion of Free Will on the Anarchism group sound vaguely reminiscent of an argument we had on "Libertarianism" concerning handicapped people and the ADA? It is astonishing how difficult it is to explain to some people how, despite even the shittiest circumstances being imposed upon you, you always remain free of will.

I was actually beginning to nod off until somebody mentioned Quantum Physics, my Alma mater. ARRR!!!
Aug 28, 2010

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