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laura called the meeting to order and giles threw a pencap at spencer. spencer threw the cap at sam. sam threw it back at giles. we all agreed the zine was good, writing was good, and collages were pretty cool, we all like collages, so why not have some collages in the zine? giles threw the pen cap at jasper and jasper threw it back at spencer. laura admitted that she hated maintaining the website, hated working on the forums for the website, hated alyssa who wouldn't stop sending her crappy poetry, hated spencer's writing class as compared to her own, hated the shirt she was wearing, but yeah, she liked collages too and that was all good. spencer through the pen cap at kate and kate threw it at giles, who was balancing his cell phone on one end and making it turn in a vibrating circle by phoning it with jasper's phone. melissa wanted food. giles threw the pen cap at kate who ducked, then went to go grab it. laura looked at giles and told him he had to respect her authority. kate threw the pen cap at giles. we bitched about the globalization meeting that was going on at the same time, and blamed the lack of attendance on bad planning. jasper kicked his chair back and announced that he was going for food. everyone left.

i'd say we have a pretty good collective going.

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adventureNEXT: revolution 9 is in the works, collection of nine microfictions loaded with obscure beatles references. to be read by creative writing teacher, dully critiqued, and passed along to other writing teacher who possesses an unhealthily sexy voice and an apparently epic knowledge of the beatles, to see how much can be gleaned.

my teacher has already taken a look at my first drafts, and has placed me at the vanguard of avant garde fanfiction. possibly one of the highest compliments ever paid to me by someone with a degree.