yesterday: jack the girl learns the nuances of the fine art of paper shredding.
today: jack the girl makes name tags. shreds paper.
tomorrow: jack the girl contemplates suicide. probably makes more nametags, shreds more paper.
in brighter news: i'm in love with daniela sea, the beautiful boygirl that played opposite me on the L-word. she is moiramax, will do most of her appearing in the fourth season, and has won my heart. my makeup lady on set was fantastic, which is actually quite the rarity - you'd think makeup ladies would know what colors look good on different people, but i've had many a paint-vixen that was either entirely clueless or legally blind. i'd like to take the time to point out that neon pink lipstick doesn't look good on ANYbody. even jack the girl.
no, especially jack the girl.
although my costume was bunk (leggings: yay! weird dress with shoulder frills and a perplexing pattern: not so much) and my jewellery was rather ill placed and ill matched (i knew i was in trouble when the costume lady was like 'i'm just gonna grab some random necklaces to throw on y'all'), i'd have to say that the experience was ill to the nth degree.
in other news: jack the girl has been put on hold for a volvo commercial, and has an audition coming up for the part of a "jewish american princess who is the epitome of the term "bad influence"", AND an audition for a russian-british prostitute who developes a meth addiction and has sexual relations with mitch, a.k.a. viggo mortenson.
-ahem-
SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VIGGO MORTENSON.
i'd just like to make that clear...just...just one more time...just to SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VIGGO MORTENSON.
my agent wanted to know if i was "comfortable" with this. point of interest: who would NOT be comfortable with this? lesbians would be okay with this! violently straight men would be okay with this! mel fuckin' gibson would be okay with this!
political tagline of the day: shut the fuck up, harper.
as a nice conclusion to this babblemulch of an entry, jack the girl has won a scholarship because she rocks so hard at minor academic victories.
Exam
english 12 - 99%
english lit - 92%
french 12 - 87%
history 12 - 90%
Overall grade
english 12 - 91%
english lit - 87%
french 12 - 68%
history 12 - 84%
today: jack the girl makes name tags. shreds paper.
tomorrow: jack the girl contemplates suicide. probably makes more nametags, shreds more paper.
in brighter news: i'm in love with daniela sea, the beautiful boygirl that played opposite me on the L-word. she is moiramax, will do most of her appearing in the fourth season, and has won my heart. my makeup lady on set was fantastic, which is actually quite the rarity - you'd think makeup ladies would know what colors look good on different people, but i've had many a paint-vixen that was either entirely clueless or legally blind. i'd like to take the time to point out that neon pink lipstick doesn't look good on ANYbody. even jack the girl.
no, especially jack the girl.
although my costume was bunk (leggings: yay! weird dress with shoulder frills and a perplexing pattern: not so much) and my jewellery was rather ill placed and ill matched (i knew i was in trouble when the costume lady was like 'i'm just gonna grab some random necklaces to throw on y'all'), i'd have to say that the experience was ill to the nth degree.
in other news: jack the girl has been put on hold for a volvo commercial, and has an audition coming up for the part of a "jewish american princess who is the epitome of the term "bad influence"", AND an audition for a russian-british prostitute who developes a meth addiction and has sexual relations with mitch, a.k.a. viggo mortenson.
-ahem-
SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VIGGO MORTENSON.
i'd just like to make that clear...just...just one more time...just to SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH VIGGO MORTENSON.
my agent wanted to know if i was "comfortable" with this. point of interest: who would NOT be comfortable with this? lesbians would be okay with this! violently straight men would be okay with this! mel fuckin' gibson would be okay with this!
political tagline of the day: shut the fuck up, harper.
as a nice conclusion to this babblemulch of an entry, jack the girl has won a scholarship because she rocks so hard at minor academic victories.
Exam
english 12 - 99%
english lit - 92%
french 12 - 87%
history 12 - 90%
Overall grade
english 12 - 91%
english lit - 87%
french 12 - 68%
history 12 - 84%
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
halohaynes:
whey hey great news on the results Viggo who name rings a beel but can't think why seriously not jokin. an don't contemplate suicide except for a part in a moive then demand higher pay for the stress of doin it but very cool so what the fuck happened to the 9-5 thing though i have been gone a while but i mean one minute this then the next thing your pin up material 
ra0ul:
Thanks for adding to the tattoo thread. You said that you think tattoo's are way hot can you tell me then why if so many people get them (like yourself) to mark a significant occasion, feeling or event; then why have they become so fashionable and attractive to people? What makes them so hot?