jackthegirl

Jack the girl is going to Seattle to see a sneak preview of Illusion and participate in the question and answer session with Michael Goorjian and then seduce him and talk him into paying for the hotel and have herself a night of sweet, sweet lovin'.

Okay, maybe she'll just participate in the question and answer session.

But god dammit, it's good enough for her.

I cannot possible explain how excited I am about this. My excitement transcends words, thoughts, perhaps even life itself.

Another fact to ensure that I won't be getting any sleep tonight: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrel is a fantastic book. Yeah, I know it weighs over a kilo, but I'm man enough to take it, pussies. There's a movie coming out. So you best be getting started on that tome, my friends, so you can sit in the theater and bitch loudly about how the book was so much better, and how much you hate it when Hollywood bastardizes a perfectly good piece of literature and cuts out all character development.

We all love that in a person.

www.jonathanstrange.com

I'm serious!

Fun fact: The word "factoid" does not actually mean "small fact". It is a word for a lie or a rumor that has been repeated so much, people take it to be true. Just like the meaning of the word "factoid." Learning that was probably one of the coolest things that has ever happened to me.

Aaaand...I'm losing coherency.

In one minute

It will be tomorrow

Shit

I gotta go to bed