jackthegirl

dear johnesmoke the rockage is the everlasting now cuz i'm kinda soused.

tipsy tipsy.

i just got drunk with a bunch of actors. fucking actors. what the fuck is up with that? i need to call my violinist and say darling, darkling, super awesome funling, don't fall in love with me.

for i am such a tease.

sheets feel so good against skin and pizza feels so good against gullet. pizza, meet gullet.

I WILL NOT TAKE THE PLANT HOME WITH ME! THE PLANT HAS HURT ME TOO MANY TIMES!

there are two guys on a plane...

my turnoffs include justice.

and one says to the other

hey

fuck you