i am the everlasting, all singing all dancing unsatisfied. i am to write an essay on "internation co-operation" through 1917 to 1991. why am i doing this? what am i trying to prove? will this help me get a job? will this bolster my social skills? will it make my hair more luscious and vibrant? will i be able to give better head? will it help me when i'm cornered in a dark alley by a rapist? i suppose i can recite facts at him.
the COMECON was short for council for mutual economic assistance, established by the USSR in 1949 to co-ordinate the economies of the eastern European states with the economy of the USSR!
President Woodrow Wilson's "Fourteen Points" was his idea of a solution to war, and the principles for a more peaceful world after world war one!
The Mensheviks were moderate Russian socialists opposed to the Bolsheviks after the split of the Social Democratic Party into Bolsheviks and Mensheviks in 1903!
Perestroika was a silly word that represents a policy introduced by M. Gorbachev in the USSR in 1985 for a major reorganisation of the Soviet economy, political structure, and society that eventually led to the downfall of the Soviet Union and the end of the cold war!
Please don't touch me there!
And to make it worse, it has been raining non-stop for an entire month here on the west coast. honest. i wish i was lying, but i'm for serious. here in vancouver, the word "winter" is actually derived from a coastal native american language, and is literally translated to "motherfuckin' endless rain, bitches."
i wrote that in my comment to dear bocuma, and thought it was quite clever.
but it doesn't make it any less true.
i used to love the rain once. sunny mornings always meant that people expected me to be productive, but rainy mornings promised nothing but lounging about in bed writing poetry and occasionally plucking at a string on my bass. but now, sweet jesus, i would kill for the tiniest hint of sunshine. do you know what it's like to have pant bottoms that are continually soggy? i am convinced that my ankles will never be warm again, indeed, they will smell wet and rank for all eternity. CURSE YOU, WEST COAST, AND YOUR EXPENSIVE YET ATTRACTIVE LIFESTYLE THAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU AND CONSENT TO STAY IN YOUR SOGGY, SOGGY GRASP.
no worries, though. for someone so desperately unsatisfied, i feel surprisingly content. maybe it's because i just had ichiban, and i am about to exercise my right to wicked cool emoticons.
how'd you like that, bitch?
the COMECON was short for council for mutual economic assistance, established by the USSR in 1949 to co-ordinate the economies of the eastern European states with the economy of the USSR!
President Woodrow Wilson's "Fourteen Points" was his idea of a solution to war, and the principles for a more peaceful world after world war one!
The Mensheviks were moderate Russian socialists opposed to the Bolsheviks after the split of the Social Democratic Party into Bolsheviks and Mensheviks in 1903!
Perestroika was a silly word that represents a policy introduced by M. Gorbachev in the USSR in 1985 for a major reorganisation of the Soviet economy, political structure, and society that eventually led to the downfall of the Soviet Union and the end of the cold war!
Please don't touch me there!
And to make it worse, it has been raining non-stop for an entire month here on the west coast. honest. i wish i was lying, but i'm for serious. here in vancouver, the word "winter" is actually derived from a coastal native american language, and is literally translated to "motherfuckin' endless rain, bitches."
i wrote that in my comment to dear bocuma, and thought it was quite clever.
but it doesn't make it any less true.
i used to love the rain once. sunny mornings always meant that people expected me to be productive, but rainy mornings promised nothing but lounging about in bed writing poetry and occasionally plucking at a string on my bass. but now, sweet jesus, i would kill for the tiniest hint of sunshine. do you know what it's like to have pant bottoms that are continually soggy? i am convinced that my ankles will never be warm again, indeed, they will smell wet and rank for all eternity. CURSE YOU, WEST COAST, AND YOUR EXPENSIVE YET ATTRACTIVE LIFESTYLE THAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU AND CONSENT TO STAY IN YOUR SOGGY, SOGGY GRASP.
no worries, though. for someone so desperately unsatisfied, i feel surprisingly content. maybe it's because i just had ichiban, and i am about to exercise my right to wicked cool emoticons.
how'd you like that, bitch?
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i hated it aswell , the gulags must have sucked monkey balls