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Friday May 21, 2004

May 21, 2004
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Hot damn!

I go to Washington D.C. for a few days, and what do I get upon my return??

New sets from Mary and Louise??

Life is just too good!

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Question: What do you get when you put Jack Spade into a car for a five hour drive from DC to Pittsburgh with One (1) Grandmother, aged 84, and Two (2) Great-Aunts, 78, and 83?

Answer: I don't know either, but all I wanted to do when I got home was run around and swear and curse and drink and smoke and shoot billiards and got to strip clubs and fart and belch and scratch myself.

One can only be a polite, careful, well-mannered grandson for so long, before one reaches critical mass and explodes in a cloud of pent-up swearing and smart-ass remarks.

Actually the drive back was kinda fun, in kind of a weird way. I felt from time to time that if I looked into the rear-view mirror, I might just see Morgan Freeman's face looking back.

"Yessum, Granny, I be stayin' well undah the speed-limit."
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
ayashan94:
Yeah...already saw it. Wasn't impressed. The acting totally sucked. Oh well.....my dad paid anyway. smile
May 21, 2004
hellkitten:
LOL all I can think of is the part in Duce Bigalo where he takes the girl with tourettes to the ball game biggrin

So, will we ever see the finished bed frame?
kiss
May 22, 2004

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