...Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
...24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
...Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
...If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
...How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
...If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
...What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
whoa!! now im just gonna choke myself to sleep & pray for very, very scary nightmares... oh pretty please mr. jesus i haven't been that good of a boy today. 
...24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
...Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
...If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
...How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
...If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
...What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
whoa!! now im just gonna choke myself to sleep & pray for very, very scary nightmares... oh pretty please mr. jesus i haven't been that good of a boy today.
oh and I rikey da funki fungi too! Let's eat some and get on that skull fuck with Christina and Britney.