jacksalt

1. Do you have a tattoo?
more than one haha

2. How old are you?
25 legally, 85 in my brain.

3. Are you single or taken?
didn't you read my profile? i said i'm saving myself for jebus

4. Fish?
yes please.

5. Do you dream in color?
gorgeous lifelike color by delux.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
a human corpse? no.

7. Hipsters or Hillbillies?
whats the difference?

8. How did we meet?
you saw me naked, and it was like we clicked.

9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
are you a very serious person?

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
good god, i'd better go take a closer look at YOUR profile before i answer that one.

11. Do you trust the police?
no.

12. Do you like musicals?
no.

13. What is your fondest memory of me?
gotta be that time you told me you had a crush on me.. it seems like yesterday.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
i'll think on it.

15. Would you cheat ?
at poker? if i knew i would get away with it.

16. What are you wearing?
shorts, and a tshirt.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
innumerable times.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
evidence of what? i think you made this survey too long and vague.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
thats depressing, i'd probably avoid you

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
i like all types of hair.

21. What's your favorite day of the week?
sunday

22. What's your favorite color?
green at the moment

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
nobody, unless i hated them and wanted to make them deal with life again for spite.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
that would normally be i'm naked on the internet, but you already know that...

25. What was your first impression of me?
silly.

26. Have you ever done drugs?
yup

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

nope.
but if you think you can amuse me, feel free to copy and paste it into my comments.