jackrabbitslimm

currently taking new girlfriend applications, i already posted this in the PSW but I'll repost it again. I'll bold the really important parts. This is half joking and half serious.

Hairy 26 year old slacker/movie geek/cinema manager/whiskey hound/extremely amateur writer who is pretty laid back seeks his curvy little bride of frankenstein who will do some of the following with me:
drink
bowl-is a must
longboard
bike
explore waterfalls
trival pursuit
watch movie(possibly with subtitles and commentary track on)(horror movies and ghostbusters are essential)
rock the GH3
dork out
get naughty
take their pants off and go to sea world
NOT listen to the Beatles
Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show/Shock Treatment and like it.
eat pizza and/or burritos
make fun of the general public
wants to have my face in her lap for atleast an hour a day( i totally will) and your nipples in my mouth as well.
go to the triple rock
Likes soft kisses on the neck and earlobes.
Quote Big Lebowski and Anchorman references at eachother.
doesn't mind my rare panic attack.
likes facial hair.
appreciates the romantic qualities of Paul Westerberg's "$100 Groom"



if you feel you qualify or know someone who fits this description please send a resume with 3 references in a self addressed envelop to......

p.s. extra points if you are as amazing as ShannonDanger, Ambizzle26 or Suri. This would qualify you to atleast a second interview if not an immediate position in my administration.


p.s. the new paul westerberg is freaking awesome.