I take random pictures of things I want to remember with my cell phone, but I never was able to get them onto my computer. UNTIL NOW, I know my technologically advanced boyfriend would be good for something one day!
So, let me show you my randomness.
This is a picture of a crazy waitress at Ruby's Diner right before Easter. She was wearing a bunch of rabbit and chick hair scrunches throughout her long hair. It made me CRACK THE FUCK UP!
That's my baby sister... but look at that huge assed woman in the backround! Whoa!
This was the huge bruise on my ass I had about a couple months ago. My boyfriend and I were joking around and he tends to forget that he is much stronger than me.
This is what the North Eastern did to my area. We were out of power for a whole day
. I took this picture to prove to the Asians at my work as to why I was ten minutes late. They are sticklers when it comes to being on time!
Heart shaped chicken nugget from Wendys with my frosty. Love.
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My boyfriend and I went into Philadelphia to save ourselves from boredom.
This is my boyfriend and I, yesterday, in Philadelphia. We look crazy... especially me, it's not fattering. Eeks. Lol.
He's starting to look like my dad... my dad always wears that blue tooth ear piece everywhere he goes... Now Justin does... great....
Being goofy yesterday in Philly.
Look at that amazingly attractive double chin I have... yum. I like the backround to this one, we look like we're actually in Philly.
That's the pigeon I tortured by pretending to stomp on it.
That's the officer's car that told me to move away from the pigeon. Haha.
In Philadelphia yesterday, there was this black church preaching the Lord's name and shit... They were like "God killed Adam, and he gonna kill you! God don't want no more fornication!" I go, out loud, "BUT FORNICATION IS MY FAVORITE!" Followers of this "Blessed God Church" looked at me like they wanted to kill me right there and send me to hell.
My question is, who gave the soap box preacher a microphone!?
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Not to get to personal on you guys, but I'm really upset about last night. I smoked a little with my boyfriend, poured a drink, were getting busy... He was on top of me biting my neck and grabbing me rough, the way I like it, and I know how he likes it when I'm not totally submissive. So, being the good girlfriend I am, I flip him to his back all rough and give him head... which i might say so myself I did it especially good last night. So, after he cam, he wants to have a breather... I'm ready for more... he rubs my back while he takes a breather and keeps FALLING ASLEEP while rubbing my back. I was like "I guess that's the night then" and he goes "sorry baby" and falls asleep. So, he gets his and goes to sleep? Fuck him. I'm still pissed. I didn't give him good head for nothing in return.
Seriously... WTF.
*EDIT AFTER THE FIRST SEVEN COMMENTS*
He's 19, he should be able to go again without a problem. He used to be able to go as much as me, now I have to seriously plan sex like an old married couple. Should I start taking boyfriend applications? haha.
So, let me show you my randomness.
This is a picture of a crazy waitress at Ruby's Diner right before Easter. She was wearing a bunch of rabbit and chick hair scrunches throughout her long hair. It made me CRACK THE FUCK UP!
That's my baby sister... but look at that huge assed woman in the backround! Whoa!
This was the huge bruise on my ass I had about a couple months ago. My boyfriend and I were joking around and he tends to forget that he is much stronger than me.
This is what the North Eastern did to my area. We were out of power for a whole day
. I took this picture to prove to the Asians at my work as to why I was ten minutes late. They are sticklers when it comes to being on time!Heart shaped chicken nugget from Wendys with my frosty. Love.
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My boyfriend and I went into Philadelphia to save ourselves from boredom.
This is my boyfriend and I, yesterday, in Philadelphia. We look crazy... especially me, it's not fattering. Eeks. Lol.
He's starting to look like my dad... my dad always wears that blue tooth ear piece everywhere he goes... Now Justin does... great....
Being goofy yesterday in Philly.
Look at that amazingly attractive double chin I have... yum. I like the backround to this one, we look like we're actually in Philly.
That's the pigeon I tortured by pretending to stomp on it.
That's the officer's car that told me to move away from the pigeon. Haha.
In Philadelphia yesterday, there was this black church preaching the Lord's name and shit... They were like "God killed Adam, and he gonna kill you! God don't want no more fornication!" I go, out loud, "BUT FORNICATION IS MY FAVORITE!" Followers of this "Blessed God Church" looked at me like they wanted to kill me right there and send me to hell.
My question is, who gave the soap box preacher a microphone!?
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Not to get to personal on you guys, but I'm really upset about last night. I smoked a little with my boyfriend, poured a drink, were getting busy... He was on top of me biting my neck and grabbing me rough, the way I like it, and I know how he likes it when I'm not totally submissive. So, being the good girlfriend I am, I flip him to his back all rough and give him head... which i might say so myself I did it especially good last night. So, after he cam, he wants to have a breather... I'm ready for more... he rubs my back while he takes a breather and keeps FALLING ASLEEP while rubbing my back. I was like "I guess that's the night then" and he goes "sorry baby" and falls asleep. So, he gets his and goes to sleep? Fuck him. I'm still pissed. I didn't give him good head for nothing in return.
Seriously... WTF.
*EDIT AFTER THE FIRST SEVEN COMMENTS*
He's 19, he should be able to go again without a problem. He used to be able to go as much as me, now I have to seriously plan sex like an old married couple. Should I start taking boyfriend applications? haha.
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I think you should seriously stop taking pics of my fat ass in sweat pants dude....I mean I only wear them when I wanna eat alot. BUAHAHAHA