Ya know, with as stupid as kids are nowadays, I swer to fucking god, evolution must have stopped after my generation was born. I'm driving down a main street downtown today with my cousin, and a stupid kid-who just so happened to be a mexican...not that i'm being racist or anything-roars past me in a buick park avenue at 90 mph in a 30 zone. Well, when we get to a stoip light, I yell over to him..."Hey, you just did about 90 with a cop in that alley back there, you know!" To which he responds, "Oh Shit, hahahaha, fuck the police!" I say, "Yeah, I'm sure he will fuck you when he pulls you over!" So, the light turns green, and we both go, only, in his lane, a minivan turning off the street into a nearby resturaunt is blocking him. Well, rather than having this stupid ass cut me off and roar down the street, I pull ahead, only, this pinhead does the same, tries to cut in front of me when I'm right next to him, forces me off the street into the sidewalk, and roars down the street anyway. Well, I was on hot pursiut to follow him till he stopped and proceeded to beat his ass, when I saw the cop he passed blast past me, sirens wailing, and follow him. SO....we drove by as he was explaining to the cop why he was doing 105 in a 35 zone, and we stopped the car, pointed, laughed as hard as we could, and told the officer what he had just did, looks back at him in disgust, and proceeds to write him a $1,200 ticket and placed him in the back of his car, only to come to my window, shake my hand, and warn me of my speeding. If these are the youths taht the nation is looking forward to, I am starting as of now, to save every penny I earn, to move to an island and live there for the rest of my natural life. Fuckin kids....how stupid can they be.....
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