Yup, it's christmas time, and I'm broke as hell and I'm about ready to go on a mad dash with a broken samurai sword and go apeshit on some festive yard decorations. All because------Yes, you guessed it-----Rectal Warts. No, I don't have them, but, good god, are they disgusting to even hear of. But, at any rate, at least I can rest safely knowing that the robot hoardes will be nowhere near my secret stash. If the robots were to know of my secret stash, the entire western civilization would crumble, and all would be lost. Yes, you guessed it----Reefer! No, I don't have any right now, but still...good stuff nonetheless. Oh well, if all else fails, I can always join the army and be an Apache pilot.....
