Holy hell in a handbasket boy wonder, I'm rockin some sweet ass back here in hawaii! I come back, and no more than a few days later, me and my rollin crew has done equipped ourselves with four of those $120 force f/x lightsabers and have beaten the hell out of each other with them! Also, I think by some dumbass mistake in the department of defense, you can have Jedi posted as your religious preference in your dogtags. So, in light of this new information, the rolling crew and I have decided to start our ships Jedi Acadamey- basically get drunk and beat the hell out of each other with $120 lightsabers! Why the fuck not, right? Anway, those who dare to venture... http://www.myspace.com/jackd82 check that shit out.
Anyway, I'm gonna get some smokes and cash so I can finish my forearm tattoo, it only took 4 years...Peace!
SEACREST, OUT!!!
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Anyway, I'm gonna get some smokes and cash so I can finish my forearm tattoo, it only took 4 years...Peace!
SEACREST, OUT!!!
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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raevynzaphod:
You are behind the times Seaman, my religious preference with DoD has been Jedi for quite some time now. And now for the really sad part..... appearantly it really is a religion in Australia
sachi:
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.