Hello crew. Exam week isn't fun, but it's not tedious either. It's just there, hanging around, making it so I can't leave till Friday. I'm doing well in exams I believe, we shall see. Go look at my new pix.
So I consulted Anubis today and asked for his guidance tommorow during my French exam. I know this sounds selfish and... no it just does sound selfish. Anubis spends enough time guiding and protecting the souls of the dead on their way to judgement, he doesn't need to worry about my grades as well. Speaking of that, I bet none of you knew I ascribed to an ancient Egyptian worship of the jackalheaded god Anubis, or "Anpu" for those who really want to get into it. This explains my name btw. "jackal noir" being french for "black jackal" and Anubis being a black skinned jackal....yadda ya. You get it. So see! Everyone learned something, and now you can comfortably say you know someone who worships an anthromorphic god who lives in the underworld.
Anyway new stuff. Which is actually old stuff. Put up pix of my new tattoo, which I happen to love. I carefully listened to everyone's suggestions for placement, and decided to do the exact opposite instead. It is located on my right forearm in very large and dark letters. Yay! Shows you, any hopes of corporate office job work! Also i've been growing a beard lately because 1)shaving is another 5 minutes out of my day and i'm lazy and 2) the only person I should impress lives 3 hours away. But I shaved today! In that I shaved half of my face and left the other half scraggly. It's very fun watching people look at one side of my face and becoming very confused when they suddenly see the other. Enough talking, more studying.
Edited to say, me and my roomie were discussing capital punishment before going to sleep last night. Probably around 4 am. Now I grew up Irish Catholic, so I still have feelings for the church. Meaning I hate it, but Jesus is my A+ #1 guy. He's alright in my book. And I came up with an infallible argument against capital punishment for christians. Other than that whole "an eye for an eye spiel" he was all about.
It goes like this. It's simple. Capital punishment is bad.
Because JESUS WAS KILLED UNDER CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. You would think, you know, after your Messiah is murdered by the government, you might be wary of other governments who murder people. Apparently not. How come no one ever argues against it using that logic, it's sound and ironic. And factual statements based on irony are the best kind.
Sorry jesus,
sucks that your followers(by present day christian attitudes involving capital punishment) killed you. Anubis wouldnt stand for that!
So I consulted Anubis today and asked for his guidance tommorow during my French exam. I know this sounds selfish and... no it just does sound selfish. Anubis spends enough time guiding and protecting the souls of the dead on their way to judgement, he doesn't need to worry about my grades as well. Speaking of that, I bet none of you knew I ascribed to an ancient Egyptian worship of the jackalheaded god Anubis, or "Anpu" for those who really want to get into it. This explains my name btw. "jackal noir" being french for "black jackal" and Anubis being a black skinned jackal....yadda ya. You get it. So see! Everyone learned something, and now you can comfortably say you know someone who worships an anthromorphic god who lives in the underworld.
Anyway new stuff. Which is actually old stuff. Put up pix of my new tattoo, which I happen to love. I carefully listened to everyone's suggestions for placement, and decided to do the exact opposite instead. It is located on my right forearm in very large and dark letters. Yay! Shows you, any hopes of corporate office job work! Also i've been growing a beard lately because 1)shaving is another 5 minutes out of my day and i'm lazy and 2) the only person I should impress lives 3 hours away. But I shaved today! In that I shaved half of my face and left the other half scraggly. It's very fun watching people look at one side of my face and becoming very confused when they suddenly see the other. Enough talking, more studying.
Edited to say, me and my roomie were discussing capital punishment before going to sleep last night. Probably around 4 am. Now I grew up Irish Catholic, so I still have feelings for the church. Meaning I hate it, but Jesus is my A+ #1 guy. He's alright in my book. And I came up with an infallible argument against capital punishment for christians. Other than that whole "an eye for an eye spiel" he was all about.
It goes like this. It's simple. Capital punishment is bad.
Because JESUS WAS KILLED UNDER CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. You would think, you know, after your Messiah is murdered by the government, you might be wary of other governments who murder people. Apparently not. How come no one ever argues against it using that logic, it's sound and ironic. And factual statements based on irony are the best kind.
Sorry jesus,
sucks that your followers(by present day christian attitudes involving capital punishment) killed you. Anubis wouldnt stand for that!VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
Maybe, but that would mean we would all have to think Logically....to believe such a thing.
Wow, a dumpster diver right on my own journal.
I admire your kind. I teeter on the edge. What do you dumpster dive for? Personally, I'd like to get into the Whole Foods trash. totally sanitary and sealed, a dd from chicago reported.
Oh and by the way
YOU ARE A FUCKIN HUSSEH, AND I WILL SLAP YO AFF TO THA GROUND SUCKA.
Good luck on exams.