jack_miller

Bobby

So while at the Barnes and Noble in Amarillo today I noticed a copy of
your book in the hands of some 16 year old girl. I was going to pick
up a copy of your book until I realized that she had the only copy in
the store and possibly the entire panhandle. After fruitless bartering
with the demon slut, she walked to her 05 BMW conveniently parked in a
handicap stop. Three things come to mind with this 1) your notoriety
has reached perhaps the most culturally recessed part of Texas, 2) you
are now competing with the Jonas Brothers for a fan base, and 3) your
book is now in the hands of a preteen with daddy's bottomless expense
account and the mental capacity of a toddler. Congratulations. (Sorry
for the long text, but I had to inform you)

Allen (Jack)

lmao, that's hilarious. You've got to be kidding me.

Bobby

You can't make that shit up. I still want to give that chick a swift
kick to the cunt.

On the bright side I ordered a copy of your book, it should be at my
house in Austin when I get back. Assuming, of course, that demon
slut's dad doesn't run the fed ex shipments.

Allen (Jack)

That's too funny. Well hope you enjoy it. If you could shoot me a
description of demon slut or maybe a license plate number. I'll be
sure to issue her a quick cunt punt to the genitellia if I should see
her.

And then thank her for buying my book...

Bobby

I wish she had distinguishable features to describe. Blonde hair from
enough bleach to run a Clorox factory on top of a MAC painted face, o
but wait red lipstick to add a touch of sophistication. So go ahead
and start cunt punching half of any club scene that appears to be
under 21, I'm sure you'll run into her. You might also want to attach
a copy of Websters to this assault just so she will finally understand
those "big bad SAT words" she encounters in her read.
Allen
Jesus Christ man, this is going to take awhile.
Thanks for narrowing it down.

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