Ugh. Why is it that on the day I'm super horny and wait around for hours, my girlfriend cancels plans to come sleep over? 
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_felix_:
tongue lashings are good too but please hit me with a stick at the same time. that's the way to make me go crazy. 
_bishop:
it's why we have the power. mwhahahahahahaha