I don't know what to say, so I'm gonna quote some lyrics that are as true as the day is long.
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
I've been know to cause a few break ups
I've been know to cause a few births
I can make you new friends or get you fired from work
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
I've been makin' the bars lotsa big money
and helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in High School
College, now that was a ball
You've had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
Alcohol
(Alcohol/Brad Paisley)
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
I've been know to cause a few break ups
I've been know to cause a few births
I can make you new friends or get you fired from work
And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
I've been makin' the bars lotsa big money
and helpin' white people dance
I got you in trouble in High School
College, now that was a ball
You've had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
Alcohol
(Alcohol/Brad Paisley)
you are a sweetie!