And now, from the home office in Minersville, PA, the Top Ten reasons why I love my friend Gadget:
Number 10: She's a Suicide Girl
Number 9: She puts up with that hairy motherfucker, Pinch
Number 8: She can play the spoons
Number 7: She tries to see the best in people, no matter what
Number 6: She won't hesitate to tell ya to Fuck Off!
Number 5: She is the personification of beautiful
Number 4: She can rock out on the banjo
Number 3: She's a derby chick
Number 2: Her awesome ink
And the NUMBER 1 reason why I love my friend Gadget:
SHE'S GADGET!!!!!!!!!! YA HAVE TO LOVE HER!!!!!!GO TELL HER SO!
Number 10: She's a Suicide Girl
Number 9: She puts up with that hairy motherfucker, Pinch
Number 8: She can play the spoons
Number 7: She tries to see the best in people, no matter what
Number 6: She won't hesitate to tell ya to Fuck Off!
Number 5: She is the personification of beautiful
Number 4: She can rock out on the banjo
Number 3: She's a derby chick
Number 2: Her awesome ink
And the NUMBER 1 reason why I love my friend Gadget:
SHE'S GADGET!!!!!!!!!! YA HAVE TO LOVE HER!!!!!!GO TELL HER SO!
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billy_brown:
you wouldnt be looking at my neck would you man
gadget:
I did ask him if he'd kiss it and he told me no, he'd spray it with bactine. meh.