jabroni

A few affirmations...

I believe...the children are our future.
I believe...that money is the root of all evil.
Therefore, I believe rich children are the root of all future evils.

I believe...no matter what happens today, the sun will rise tomorrow.

I believe...the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a boybeater and a pair of worn out blue jeans.

I believe...the measure of a man is the quality, not the quantity, of his friends.

I believe...I believe...I believe I'll have another Lager.

And a little advice...

If you're goin' thru hell, keep on goin'
Don't slow down, if you're scared don't show it
You might get out before the devil even know's you're there.