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My review of the new books album:

Brain Food
Review of the Books Lost and Sage
By Jordan Scrivner


Ill admit it, there are times when I want to quit college, lie on the couch, and play video games til I wither away and rot. Im the type of guy who (after going through a divorce and falling away from religion before the age of...
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flowerofromance:
I haven't heard the Books' new album yet. I should, though.
einjunge:
those crazy the books... what will they do next?
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Semester's over.

Now what?
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flowerofromance:
When I get it shot

When I feel like it, and we're both online at the same time

Um... eeek
caroline:
what is yowza? confused you know I'm from Argentina wink
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They automatically kick you out of SG Newbies when your sixty days are up?

That sucks, I was enjoying playing the word association game.
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baise:
I have felt like Orson Welles on the inside for a long time.

Now, my SG profile reflects how I feel, because plastic surgery would be too expensive. (Yes, the Body Mods thing is a total lie).
samantha:
yes, your training period is now over. we will all except many witty comments from everyday, and significant contributions that benefit the whole of the SG community on the boards, from now on. you will be kept on probation for the next six months, and if you fail to meet our standards we will hunt you down like a rabid dog in a preschool.
and thanks.
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roethke:
You guys broke up? Again?
baise:
Interesting nothing! That's the way my whole fucking life is. I'm not a crazy bastard for nothing--I earned it!

Single again, eh? Enjoy it. I've been single for a year now and I love it. It's better than incest. Seriously.
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My creative portion for my Rise of Modernism final.

For info on "Steinian Portraits," click here and also click here.

I'm going to type this up on the typewriter tonight to give it more of a Modernist feel. But you lucky drips get to read it... NOW!

Faulkface
Jordan Scrivner
Rise of Modernism
4-23-05


Faulkface: A Steinian Portrait of Bill Faulkner

First there was...
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baise:
"Faulkface" is the best word EVER! love love
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alohra:
That's hilarious! She's so fucking nasty.
gogo:
yes.. silent hill is the best town in the whole world. i have a lot of fun living in it
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Today I finally learned how to roll my own cigarettes. As soon as I did a giant blue box appeared in the sky, and in white font it said YOU LEARNED THE 'CIGARETTE ROLL!' And then all my clothes turned a shade of white and brown, and matched. It was very strange.
xixi:
i dunno, someday, someday
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New in the blog Candy-Colored Crimes.

Read it. Read it up.
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Rockin'! My first news article written for SG.com got accepted. It should be posted by 4pm today. biggrin

Update: http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/8135/
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mallory:
im a million years old..
well a million and a half really..
mallory:
im a million years old..
well a million and a half really..
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Roethke's party last Saturday was pretty cool, despite being overwrought with the neo-hippy contingent. If I never hear the word "embunnyment" in my lifetime it will be too soon. The party also marked the first time I was ever overtly hit on by a gay man (who was at least double my age, I might add.) This was something that never happened when I lived...
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nic:
*blush*
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I've become obsessed with playing Literati on yahoo.com (which is basically Scrabble, but with just enough changes so that yahoo doesn't get sued.)

If anyone wants to play me, my name on AOL is dustcongressman.

My name on yahoo is harrisonvontrout.

My real name is Jordan Scrivner.

And, of course, I'm always down for a game of chess.
xixi:
wow good eye, good eye. i used to be obsessed with text twist ...but then my eyeballs exploded.