Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

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Eh, what the hell...a few of my nude pics are up again just for any desperate, last-minute masturbation attempts by you ladies (or guys, conceivably; or neither). I might as well go out in useless vanity (it works well with the nature of the site).
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wallace:
yes, you're definitely infamous ARRR!!!

thanks a bunch for the compliments - so nice to hear stuff like that!

why'd you wait til like, 2 days before you peace out to start adding friends? (yes i read your previous journal about how you were getting upset waiting for people to contact you..)

i don't go on aim ever, but you're welcome to email me. smile
twinkie:
Yes, yes, you may. In fact, there is a small and exclusive club of men and women who worship my bum. I should make t-shirts.

wink

Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

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To whom it may concern, I'm attempting to add a slew of friends before I fade away for no apparent reason at all except that you are FEMALE and in SAN FRANCISCO, and I am MALE and in SAN FRANCISCO. I'm sure that we have other important complementary differences and similarities that make us perfect for each other, but there's no need to go into...
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koleeta:
i'm on the same boat as BellJar. good luck with this though. this isn't myspace.

j_edward:
No need to apolgize, Bell Jar. It doesn't bother me at all. And, you're right, Koleeta... this isn't myspace: myspace is a much better FREE site where you can post pics of yourself and music. And I've actually met people through myspace, whereas most of my interactions on SG have led me to conclude that I'm dealing with a bunch of bitches and assholes.

But I thank Mitsukai--you are awesome--and topramen for adding me! I hope that we can chat sometime in the next few days.

Monday Aug 29, 2005

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I can't decide whether or not I'll miss having access to this fucking site. It's a bit of a love/hate relationship I have with it. On the one hand, I love the seemingly endless array of unconventional, hip pornography (although the more I look at all the sundry photosets--most of which try to be original and, ultimately, end up following a very similar, increasingly prosaic...
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Sunday Aug 07, 2005

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Alright, ladies...there's only 28 days left of the possibility of contacting the man behind all of this goodness you see before you. That's right: j. edward will be discontinuing his membership to this lovely site after only 3 months of ungodly self-abuse and failed attempts to contact emotionally unavailable Suicide Girls (you KNOW that I loved you with all my HEART!) due to the imminent...
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thefuckoffkid:
I don't get it. Were you just waiting for people to come in here and fawn all over you? How did you expect this process to work?

I'm genuinely curious.
j_edward:
Look, I didn't expect much...but I certainly didn't expect some asshole named 'TheFuckOffKid' to bother me with critical comments that seem to have no basis in what I've said at all. What makes you think that I expected people (girls) to come in here FAWN over me? Just because I'm hot, extremely fucking intelligent, funny, possessing flawless taste, etc. is no reason for anyone on this site to give a damn about me. I mainly just see the site as interesting pornography, but definitely not as any worthwhile means of meeting people or discussing things. I'm not into that online community bullshit; I just thought I'd jack off to some suicide girls and see if I could annoy (or, conceivably, interest) any FEMALES with my vain profile and beautiful nudes (ha). But, don't worry--it won't last for much longer: I'll only be plaguing this site for another week or two now. So don't get your panties all up in a bunch.

Friday Jul 29, 2005

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MY PICS SECTION NOW CONTAINS NUDE PHOTOS OF ME (OH MY GOD!!!). Check them out--that is, if you can stand extreme levels of arousal...
thefuckoffkid:
Someone rolled you on a really fuzzy carpet, right?
j_edward:
That's right--I was born a hairless baby and my parents just kept putting me on that damn fuzzy carpet, with my sticky baby skin. The damage is irreparable.

Friday Jul 29, 2005

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Journals fucking suck. Especially online journals or blogs. Who gives a shit about everyone's little day-to-day thoughts, activities, emotions, etc.? Well, let me rephrase: Who gives a shit about MOST people's trivial little journal entries? I don't. But I must admit that I do care about some girls' journal entries if there happen to be naked pictures of them right beside 'em and they're fucking...
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