To whom it may concern, I'm attempting to add a slew of friends before I fade away for no apparent reason at all except that you are FEMALE and in SAN FRANCISCO, and I am MALE and in SAN FRANCISCO. I'm sure that we have other important complementary differences and similarities that make us perfect for each other, but there's no need to go into them now. Perhaps we will find out about them later. Or perhaps I will simply fade away, never to exist on SG again.
Anyways, you've got 5 days left to snag the hottest import from Iowa since Ashton Kutcher. Unlike Mr. Kutcher, however, I have talent (though of a musical rather than a dramatic sort). If you would like to hear my music, you may visit http://www.myspace.com/jedwardgoldman
Sorry--I took my nude pics off recently in a fit of frustration. I'm sure they would have helped you decide if I am indeed a hot import (but I'd be happy to send them to you all, personally--as if a hot, hairy guy is exactly what you need right now).
Contact me or I will die (of course, I will anyway).
The race begins...
Anyways, you've got 5 days left to snag the hottest import from Iowa since Ashton Kutcher. Unlike Mr. Kutcher, however, I have talent (though of a musical rather than a dramatic sort). If you would like to hear my music, you may visit http://www.myspace.com/jedwardgoldman
Sorry--I took my nude pics off recently in a fit of frustration. I'm sure they would have helped you decide if I am indeed a hot import (but I'd be happy to send them to you all, personally--as if a hot, hairy guy is exactly what you need right now).
Contact me or I will die (of course, I will anyway).
The race begins...
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But I thank Mitsukai--you are awesome--and topramen for adding me! I hope that we can chat sometime in the next few days.