I can't decide whether or not I'll miss having access to this fucking site. It's a bit of a love/hate relationship I have with it. On the one hand, I love the seemingly endless array of unconventional, hip pornography (although the more I look at all the sundry photosets--most of which try to be original and, ultimately, end up following a very similar, increasingly prosaic pattern that is of little aesthetic value--the more they all begin looking the same to me). And, on the other hand, I hate nearly every other aspect of the site to some degree (the journals, the albums, the groups, the format, etc...I guess they just don't work well with my personality--what can I say?). But I am a MAN, and I do, as Trent Reznor once put it, want "to fuck everyone in the world" (and particularly you hot-ass, exhibitionistic suicide girls), and I suppose that I fancied this site as a possible means of meeting one or two of you goddesses in San Francisco, which appears to be one of the hubs of SG. However, I exerted very little effort, failed in the few efforts that I did make (e.g., goddamn you Bliss--I loved your chihauhau!), and quickly lost interest. How sad. Or, rather, how real. Real fucking typical of my online personal life. Boo-hoo.
Eh--almost ANY girl can look hot in a picture, given the right angle, lighting, clothes, setting, and whatnot. But how many of you are actually hot in real life? Certainly not as many of you as there are hot photosets. And most of you are no better physically than the girls I've already had in my life and will surely have in the future. It's just the photography, the context, and the spectacle of the site that makes me feel otherwise (under the influence of my erection). And then there are those of you SGs that are fucking gorgeous, and, of course, would probably be doing some more lucrative modeling if you didn't look so 'freaky'. YOU I will probably never have (unless I drasticly alter who I am and get some stupid fucking 'bod mods', which will never happen). Do any of you care? No. Do I care? Not really.
Hence I salute all of you Suicide (please...don't do it!) Girls. Goodbye and good riddance. And thanks for being naked for me (and the rest of the world) for only a nominal fee. The pictures will live on on my hard drive.
Eh--almost ANY girl can look hot in a picture, given the right angle, lighting, clothes, setting, and whatnot. But how many of you are actually hot in real life? Certainly not as many of you as there are hot photosets. And most of you are no better physically than the girls I've already had in my life and will surely have in the future. It's just the photography, the context, and the spectacle of the site that makes me feel otherwise (under the influence of my erection). And then there are those of you SGs that are fucking gorgeous, and, of course, would probably be doing some more lucrative modeling if you didn't look so 'freaky'. YOU I will probably never have (unless I drasticly alter who I am and get some stupid fucking 'bod mods', which will never happen). Do any of you care? No. Do I care? Not really.
Hence I salute all of you Suicide (please...don't do it!) Girls. Goodbye and good riddance. And thanks for being naked for me (and the rest of the world) for only a nominal fee. The pictures will live on on my hard drive.