Day 2 of San Diego Training Seminar.
I had a dream last night. I usually don't have dreams of men that actually have a face but last night... hmmmm I must have been feeling a little frisky or something. I was somewhere with my mom... and this hunk of a man came up and my mom 'instructed' him to sit by me. and when he did I was in a booth but instead of sliding over I made him climb over me... and he flexed his massive bicep as he went buy and I got all googoo about his muscles... (very weird) and then he just kept flexing and saying You like that!?! and my damn alarm clock went off. I F**King hate it when that happens. That was the closest I had gotten to man interaction in a long ass time.
Now to the seminar crap I learned.... communication skills today!! HA HA HA cause i didn't have them before and I learned the Can, Can't Why rule... If you are in your office or at work with someone and they are pressuring you to do something instead of just saying yes and dropping everything or saying no and being the bitch or dick of the office you say... "I can help you however I can't at this very second because I am in the middle of a project that I need to get done but if you can wait like 10 minutes I will be there. DAMN how insightful. I learned a lot of other stuff too but I am too tired to remember it and I don't have my notes.. but I will share what I learned with all of you and that way you can save the $1500 it cost for me to go to this thing.
Ok once my seminar was done for the night I had a date. that's right you read correctly I said a date. It is the 1st official "date" I have ever been on where he came and picked me up and took me out and insisted on paying for everything and opened doors for me and then had to buy me a present blah blah blah.... why is it that the 1st date I had to go on in my life was with someone that I had absolutely NO chemistry for. Totally sweet guy but Nothing there!!! We went to Sea World and I did have a great time SHAMU SAYS HELLO EVERYONE!!! and he was good company but the thought of even hugging him... :::: chills ::::: it is really sad! I wish there was something there but there just isn't.
If you know of someone that is single that lives in the san diego area that is single and looking for a nice guy I found one.... I would be more than eager to pass him off to you.
I had a dream last night. I usually don't have dreams of men that actually have a face but last night... hmmmm I must have been feeling a little frisky or something. I was somewhere with my mom... and this hunk of a man came up and my mom 'instructed' him to sit by me. and when he did I was in a booth but instead of sliding over I made him climb over me... and he flexed his massive bicep as he went buy and I got all googoo about his muscles... (very weird) and then he just kept flexing and saying You like that!?! and my damn alarm clock went off. I F**King hate it when that happens. That was the closest I had gotten to man interaction in a long ass time.
Now to the seminar crap I learned.... communication skills today!! HA HA HA cause i didn't have them before and I learned the Can, Can't Why rule... If you are in your office or at work with someone and they are pressuring you to do something instead of just saying yes and dropping everything or saying no and being the bitch or dick of the office you say... "I can help you however I can't at this very second because I am in the middle of a project that I need to get done but if you can wait like 10 minutes I will be there. DAMN how insightful. I learned a lot of other stuff too but I am too tired to remember it and I don't have my notes.. but I will share what I learned with all of you and that way you can save the $1500 it cost for me to go to this thing.
Ok once my seminar was done for the night I had a date. that's right you read correctly I said a date. It is the 1st official "date" I have ever been on where he came and picked me up and took me out and insisted on paying for everything and opened doors for me and then had to buy me a present blah blah blah.... why is it that the 1st date I had to go on in my life was with someone that I had absolutely NO chemistry for. Totally sweet guy but Nothing there!!! We went to Sea World and I did have a great time SHAMU SAYS HELLO EVERYONE!!! and he was good company but the thought of even hugging him... :::: chills ::::: it is really sad! I wish there was something there but there just isn't.
If you know of someone that is single that lives in the san diego area that is single and looking for a nice guy I found one.... I would be more than eager to pass him off to you.
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So, how many pieces did you break the alarm clock into? I think we need to go out on a girl's night and do a little manhunting...