Today's been something like swimming in a cool lake on a summer day, really pungent and exhilirating but dark and scary underneath but anticipatory of the coming to shore, drying off, finding your clothes and getting your underwear back on with great difficulty cause you're still wet.
It also feels like the Roxy Music video for "slave to love" -- he's coming off the private...
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It also feels like the Roxy Music video for "slave to love" -- he's coming off the private...
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My starfish costume doesn't fit anymore.
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fridgemagnet:
I do have a pic of her in a top so sheer you can see nip. But that's as racy as it gets right now.
fridgemagnet:
Oh I must have mis read. Yeah you and I really would get along. 
A couple I know is making a film about their impending breakup. They set the date for March 20th. A documentary filmmaker sits them down and does interviews, first with them both and then with each separately.
They are marvelous to watch together. Their relationship is a form of performance art.
Will they actually break up on March 20th? Who knows. But so far it...
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They are marvelous to watch together. Their relationship is a form of performance art.
Will they actually break up on March 20th? Who knows. But so far it...
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visitord:
you're rich? i wanna be kept. keep me.
that or bomb me. can we mutually devour an evening again soon?
that or bomb me. can we mutually devour an evening again soon?
So I gotta decide whether I should plead to a violation for something I never did -- fabricated by the bitches in blue, they should be proud of their imaginations, if nothing else -- or stick it out through the trial, and witness firsthand how the injustice system works against me.
I'm gonna go through with trial, not because I shouldn't plead guilty to something...
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I'm gonna go through with trial, not because I shouldn't plead guilty to something...
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deathandtaxes:
i'll paypal you 20 bucks if you show me your tits...
thepirate:
Standing a little too close to a member of the RNC maybe? They really take it personally if you don't wear your NASCAR racing jacket while they get photos taken.
I had a friend who held onto his sock for an entire night because he was sure if he let go he would somehow phase right through the pavement and end up somewhere in the middle of the earth. Drugs are funny. Sara, on the other hand, sounds like a delusional psychotic and someone should teach her how to make tinfoil hats so her time is more productively spent.
The nights where I don't go out are often the ones I regret least. My pile of books to read is threatening to tople over and block the front door. After that I'll just have to read my way out of the house. Last night, though, I braved the sixty degree LA weather to go to the gym and pray that I never ended up looking like 90% of the people in there.
Smoking is bad mmmmmmkay. You should pick up another vice like coffee or yogurt flavored gum, it will fill the void that the smoke sticks left.
I had a friend who held onto his sock for an entire night because he was sure if he let go he would somehow phase right through the pavement and end up somewhere in the middle of the earth. Drugs are funny. Sara, on the other hand, sounds like a delusional psychotic and someone should teach her how to make tinfoil hats so her time is more productively spent.
The nights where I don't go out are often the ones I regret least. My pile of books to read is threatening to tople over and block the front door. After that I'll just have to read my way out of the house. Last night, though, I braved the sixty degree LA weather to go to the gym and pray that I never ended up looking like 90% of the people in there.
Smoking is bad mmmmmmkay. You should pick up another vice like coffee or yogurt flavored gum, it will fill the void that the smoke sticks left.
burp.
Groups of people make me sign my name in blood, I sign my name on their dead, dull, hungry shifty eyes.
I have to ask you all, out there, don't give me syphillis no matter how much I beg. It's a bad disease. Justin has the book. Yowsers. Peices are missing. Holes. Big holes in people.
Maybe I already have it,.
Groups of people make me sign my name in blood, I sign my name on their dead, dull, hungry shifty eyes.
I have to ask you all, out there, don't give me syphillis no matter how much I beg. It's a bad disease. Justin has the book. Yowsers. Peices are missing. Holes. Big holes in people.
Maybe I already have it,.
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thepirate:
Man of many talents. When I get a chance I'll see if I can find the interview where he describes his creative process for his music.
thepirate:
Can't find it. I'll paraphrase
Something blathering and too many thanks yous..... blah blah blah..... Dictionary put on top of the keys....... blah blah blah...... overdriven into computer..... blah blah blah.... totally sick track.
Something blathering and too many thanks yous..... blah blah blah..... Dictionary put on top of the keys....... blah blah blah...... overdriven into computer..... blah blah blah.... totally sick track.
Will I ever learn to be friendly?
[Edited with the help of my friend and time-saver, the elipsis.]
. . . . . In the end, life will chew you up and spit you out. No way around that. You don't get to keep an ounce. But how it consumes you is a matter of personal preference -- either you choose what consumes you and...
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[Edited with the help of my friend and time-saver, the elipsis.]
. . . . . In the end, life will chew you up and spit you out. No way around that. You don't get to keep an ounce. But how it consumes you is a matter of personal preference -- either you choose what consumes you and...
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I say no when I mean no.
I do yes.
Once I figured out that little miscalculation, a whole amalgam of issues presented itself on a white sheet, in mud blood and puke streaks, to form the number 81. If I were superstitious, I'd look into a stew and drain it for meaning.
For now, it's 81. I'm banning all others from my sight. Until...
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I do yes.
Once I figured out that little miscalculation, a whole amalgam of issues presented itself on a white sheet, in mud blood and puke streaks, to form the number 81. If I were superstitious, I'd look into a stew and drain it for meaning.
For now, it's 81. I'm banning all others from my sight. Until...
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tuxy:
Wait, current crush not me? wtf man? That's not what you were saying last night.
Wanna hang out tonight/tomorrow?
Wanna hang out tonight/tomorrow?
thepirate:
The money thing will have to be postponed, so kick my ass when I make it to new york. Tonight is a nite for celebration! Friday, it turns out, is also a night for celebrating (my friend's birthday). I'll find a seven day block one of these days where I don't have obligations to others.
People seem to be moody lately. I don't know what recipe for uplift the rest of you adhere to, but I always like me some style when I'm feeling down in life's sewer pipe.
Style: An enemy of depression, repression and oppression.
Style: Is what happens when your imagination struts up to your reality and says: "Stick 'em up, motherfucker. This is a hold up....
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Style: An enemy of depression, repression and oppression.
Style: Is what happens when your imagination struts up to your reality and says: "Stick 'em up, motherfucker. This is a hold up....
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thepirate:
No shoes for me! I've got plenty. Pay me in advice.
You can start with this .
How is it possible to walk from my apartment to the subway without getting my pants all wet in the rain?
The big loop at central park is 6mi, I'd say start with that, but it might be a little cold. Do you have a gym membership?
My top two goals are going nicely. Phone interview tuesday and I turn even myself on when I look in the mirror these days.
Ooh, but number three I need some help with. If you can keep me from spending so much cash it would be saints work.
In the middle? Think hands across america. It would be better if you played red rover and smashed right through that. Really, though, tuxy is one of the coolest people I know. I think you've already found that out, though.
Finally we come to the boy. We both pretend we're gay to pick up chicks! Actually, he's so gay that there's no way that he could actually be attracted to men, the world doesn't make that much sense.
He's a college buddy and it's good he's not on the site or he might tell stories about my college days. Newly single, likes tall, cold, unaproachable girls ice queens, if you will.
You can start with this .
How is it possible to walk from my apartment to the subway without getting my pants all wet in the rain?
The big loop at central park is 6mi, I'd say start with that, but it might be a little cold. Do you have a gym membership?
My top two goals are going nicely. Phone interview tuesday and I turn even myself on when I look in the mirror these days.
Ooh, but number three I need some help with. If you can keep me from spending so much cash it would be saints work.
In the middle? Think hands across america. It would be better if you played red rover and smashed right through that. Really, though, tuxy is one of the coolest people I know. I think you've already found that out, though.
Finally we come to the boy. We both pretend we're gay to pick up chicks! Actually, he's so gay that there's no way that he could actually be attracted to men, the world doesn't make that much sense.
He's a college buddy and it's good he's not on the site or he might tell stories about my college days. Newly single, likes tall, cold, unaproachable girls ice queens, if you will.
thepirate:
Aw, I only wear shorts when I run. Riding boots it is!
Smoker!? You're going to be a tough one. First off stop taking elevators and escalators, just avoid them, they are tools to cow the proletariat, it's like TV for your feet.
Also, skip the subway whenever possible.
Ten minute miles aren't too bad, just gotta get to the point where you can do 26 of them consecutively, and then you can beat P Diddy's ass when he runs the city.
I'll try your plan, but only sunday through friday of next week because I'm driving down to San Diego on Saturday. If I freak out, though, I'm going to the pacific dining car and buying steak and eggs as soon as the days flips at midnight on friday.
If you meet any ice queens let me know, the problem is that they aren't exactly the type of person that walks up and introduces themselves...
Smoker!? You're going to be a tough one. First off stop taking elevators and escalators, just avoid them, they are tools to cow the proletariat, it's like TV for your feet.
Also, skip the subway whenever possible.
Ten minute miles aren't too bad, just gotta get to the point where you can do 26 of them consecutively, and then you can beat P Diddy's ass when he runs the city.
I'll try your plan, but only sunday through friday of next week because I'm driving down to San Diego on Saturday. If I freak out, though, I'm going to the pacific dining car and buying steak and eggs as soon as the days flips at midnight on friday.
If you meet any ice queens let me know, the problem is that they aren't exactly the type of person that walks up and introduces themselves...
A little joke for Valentines day.
Two people are making love. Nothing is held back -- they cross every line, are in perfect sync with each other, become as if one. Finally, many erotic postitions, intimate words, and a mindblowing mutual orgasm later, the woman whispers tenderly into the mans ear: Ill tell you who I was thinking of if you tell me who you...
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Two people are making love. Nothing is held back -- they cross every line, are in perfect sync with each other, become as if one. Finally, many erotic postitions, intimate words, and a mindblowing mutual orgasm later, the woman whispers tenderly into the mans ear: Ill tell you who I was thinking of if you tell me who you...
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tuxy:
Are you ever on IM? We need to chat.
tuxy:
Uh, you're a bitch.
Here the link to the aol stuffage: http://www.aim.com/
I guess there's nothing that important that I wanted to say... just, um... I think you're really special.
Here the link to the aol stuffage: http://www.aim.com/
I guess there's nothing that important that I wanted to say... just, um... I think you're really special.
Chocolate and flowers don't make me feel romantic. They make me come
out blurry.
Yes, I am chewing the scenery. I have this weird habit of eating. Especially nice looking things. Gorgeous flowers don't last long in my house.
Not for nothin, if you never hear from me again, those white flowers you see, whatever they're called, are not edible.
Don't believe the hype. There's...
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out blurry.
Yes, I am chewing the scenery. I have this weird habit of eating. Especially nice looking things. Gorgeous flowers don't last long in my house.
Not for nothin, if you never hear from me again, those white flowers you see, whatever they're called, are not edible.
Don't believe the hype. There's...
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visitord:
i just scored, which means an imminent mutual score. basically this all means that i'm putting you to work and soon you'll have the bank for those new dentures with the bridge AND a supple gum-smoothing. oral dermabrasion is an underutilized notch in the utility belt of the erotic.
visitord:
too late. i do have the bouncey dock thing.
jizzmatic smileys, glances, jackets, curbs.
score!
jizzmatic smileys, glances, jackets, curbs.
score!
a lot of people i've spoken to over the years have a problem wanting to have nude pix shot of themselves because they have lousy self-esteem. many of these same people view porn. porn's a fucking illusion. i've seen enough of it shot so that i know what a girl or a boy look like heading into a shoot and know what they look like after styling. if people with shitty self-esteem had pictures taken of them in the truest sense of what porn actually meant, it would mean brushing them with the same veneer and then shooting them with the same long lenses that are used in proper porn. however... too many people fail to see the whole process and view the photos as documentation of some sort of impossible reality which, for many people, serves to perpetuate their shitty self-esteem.
was that unclear?