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Front page above the fold.

SUCK MY COCK.

Can it make a dent? No. Was it a fun morning read? Yes.
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deathandtaxes:
i should be, slight possibility i MIGHT be in palo alto. go figure.
novella:
Julian Cope would be the ideal curator...
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I have lived & worked with the men who know they are dead,
who have given up trying to feel any emotion except fear, hate &
triumph over fucking someone, whose only ambition is to buy a dead
car, raise a dead family & mortgage a dead house.


I can't decide whether to join the Legionnaires or the nutcases in The Prince George Hotel on...
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prophetnoise:
That was easy enough. I said europe and you said ok. Why aren't more things that easy. stupid people should listen to me more often.
prophetnoise:
It's definitely the latter. More people should listen to me, and they're stupid 1-because they don't listen, and 2-because most people are just fucking stupid anyway.

And while i don't actually wish you were stupid, i'm a firm believer in never showing how smart you actually are. People start expecting shit from you. You get unwanted burdens and responsibilties and then have to pick up the slack for the dummies. And then, in the off chance that you may be in a situation where your inteligence comes to battle with someone else's, you always want them underestimating you. Well, at least that's how i feel. I may be stupid, and therefore wrong. bok
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I always try to err on the side of fornication.

I am dreaming of clear nasal passages and big, open lungs and a place where I can scream without attracting the attention of human beings.

My life is human-ridden. They're everywhere. I have no sanctuary from their perpetually buzzing little brains and grasping little hands.

Some of them are ugly. There was one ugly one...
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nephares6:
wow. that's quite a story. talk about being in the right place at the right time...
visitord:
like bunnies--on easter--the irony.
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Notes from the enemy camp.

1. They seek and find opportunity for advancement of their position in every situation; note to self, evidence of this process can be detected in how much they ask of others while seeming to be giving and generous, yet how little they actually end up offering and how much reaping.

2. They disguise such ambition in shiny things that dazzle...
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visitord:
well, at least i'm not afraid of death.
tadzi:
why the profile pic change, if i may ask?
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Crack of dawn, cunt of debbie. Eastern time. I'm up. Way the fuck up.

Why not a quick update? My fucking wife just died. Shit. Not a good time. She always was a selfish bitch.

So the ikea project is comeing along beautifully. It's gonna be a graveyard, with all the graves made out of old pieces of ikea furniture. No one ever talks about...
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pav:
Ooo even closer. But I can't reveal anymore lest you stalk me.
pav:
Yea well I'm not the only one <insert ascii symbol for half step note>
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This Site, my perpetual high school year book smut pergatory. My dick just got limp I feel Like I just cheated.

I think I only bother talking caues I feel obligated.And same with listening. I am perfprming for your benefit. I
m tired/

I saw movies this weekend-- the Big NOIse film people screened clips from "Zapatista" and "Heavey Metal Baghdad" and "Palestine" and I...
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prophetnoise:
<shifting eyes>
fridgemagnet:
but lieutenant dan, you ain't got no dick.
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I need bowling money.

I am a suspicious package. If you see me, tell a police officer or other official-looking person.

I saw a real artist yesterday. He was playing a trumpet flawlessly, dazzlingly with one hand, and waving his CD at passersby with the other.

Rude awakenings are not even close to as eye-opening as polite ones.





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tuxy:
Yeah, totally sounds like thepirate
tuxy:
For the girl who "really kinda" wants it.

AOL IM - Download Site

Once you start, you won't ever go back...
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artrob:
good for you...press here for flower delivery.
evillyn:
effluvium is gross.
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Take ThePirate's advice. Deal with the big issues now.

When time makes decisions for you, it's time to pick out the satin for the interior of your coffin.

Needless to say, I've got a collection of coffins. Which interior will it be, in the end? I guess time will make the decision for me. Either that, or I will try to pull a fast...
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artrob:
Iz, would you indulge me and come take a short survey?
obd:
I love it. You speak to someone in their own language and they go nuts. Now that says something about about New York.
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I got into a fight with a good friend over the fact that NPR -- esp. This American Life--is a pacifying tube of intellectual lube, with the occasional exception. "It's the only thing I can tune to that doesnt make me angry . . . ." they said. "Including TV."

What's wrong with being angry?

Then I realized: It's just public radio. Of course it's...
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thepirate:
I found another watch for you.
prophetnoise:
Yes i was bored. Thank you for being one of the few people who fucking gets it.