izabel

Crack of dawn, cunt of debbie. Eastern time. I'm up. Way the fuck up.

Why not a quick update? My fucking wife just died. Shit. Not a good time. She always was a selfish bitch.

So the ikea project is comeing along beautifully. It's gonna be a graveyard, with all the graves made out of old pieces of ikea furniture. No one ever talks about death at ikea. Maybe, if I can get past their scandinavian muscle (those 115lb nerds in the yellow polos? They'll fuck you up and steal your car, then make sweet love to your willing spouse in the backseat. . . . it's true, it happened to my late wife, that dirty skank), I'll ask people to talk about death on camera and play back their responses on the headstones.

Who's in?I need some helping hands. We're putting it in a parking lot in red hook cause its you know "political" right now and we gotta exploit it . ehem. I mean, support the cause. (Whichever cause you want, it's all good.)

I like conceptual art. It's the gimmickry of advertising without the payoff: fat paycheck and mass public robbery. You can't not lose. My new motto.


ps. To all the people who missed me while I was away and came right back when called, like the dogs I turned you into . . . here's a treat.. You dirty things. You thought I was gonna go there?

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I've been thinking about this one idea for a while. I'd like to invert Ikea somehow.I'm due for a good act of inversion, and why not through dining sets and pull out couches in sorbet colors. It'll be a longterm project but if I don't get started on it tonight, I have a feeling it's doomed.


I am thinking a lot about the way objects make people behave. visitord gave me a book called "Italy: the new domestic landscape". Its from the 60s, it's about how italian design reflects/affects its socitety and vice versa. Very academic but really pretty fascinating. From what I can tell.

I wonder if that's actually valid here in the US, if its observable. We are not attached to our objects, we just trade them in and thow them out and dispose and replace and recycle -- cragslist.
I've noticed that many people are like that with people too.

And how people act like objects for other people. Some of the coolest people I know are objects and objectify everyone around them, and thats their only way of engaging with others. I want to give examples but I'm in the middle of falling asleep.