I don't know why but I feel like I need to share this. A few weeks ago I'm driving a long headed to my singers house. I'm stoned out of my mind. In fact I'm on my way to his house so we can smoke some more. I notice there are a lot of cops in his humble neighborhood. Doesn't really bother me that much. I notice one as I'm pulling up to a stop sign. I'm real focused on his car for some reason. I remember as I looked at his car thinking to myself ..... man if you knew how fucked up I am right now. My next thought is damn I should have stopped for that sign.... shit! So blue lights behind me I pull over. My eyes are blood red and its pretty clear at least I think that I'm stoned. His first words are of coarse " Do you know why I pulled you over?" To which I reply ..... "Dude I totally just blew through that stop sign." To which the officer starts laughing and thanks me for my honesty. He takes my license a heads back to his car. I'm thinking I'm fucked at this point. As specially after I see him get on his radio. After a few minutes he comes back to my window and gives me a ticket for failure to stop which is cheaper then the one I should have been given. He then informs me that he could have gotten me for speeding and not wearing a seat belt which I never wear. "But since you we straight with me I'll let you off easy. Take care sir and safe driving today." I guess things are looking up. Normally I would have been fucked. Or maybe karma is just saving it up for one big ass bitch slap.
ambizzle26:
i ran a red light bc i wasnt paying attention and a car hit me. i told the cops it was all my fault and they didnt give me a ticket. the cop told me it was bc i told the truth but im sure me crying like a baby didnt hurt.