**Looks outside** "Holy Guacamole!" O___o
"Ivory Suicide here reporting from what appears to be Antarctica, its non-stop flurries and this is snow-joke"
Just joking y'all! im not in Antarctica Yet.
In my 21 years on this green planet I have never heard the term "SNOW-BOMB" let alone the term "BOMB" being attached to anything weather related. Scary stuff if ya ask me, being a native New Yorker snow is like air to us we see it every year for months at a time even, but come on really a "snow -bomb" just hearing that makes me flash back to my TV set screeching some robotic alarm with a banner scrolling across it "THIS IS AN AUTOMATIC ALERT" you would have thought we were being invaded by UFOS at this point but its just a weather warning. This is the first ive heard of something so exaggerated in the forecast, are meteorologist getting bored? or are we really in for something. Shouts out to all my Upstate New York people, you guys are used to this tough weather whereas the slushy grey subway snow is the worst ive seen. Hoping everyone is warm and safe from the cold please be careful with the roads, and if your like me hopefully you've stocked up before the storm. I already have cookies baked with a growing pile of pre-rolled blunts. Get ready to sit back and watch the windows fill up with flurries of ice.
Sip a hot drink, grab a big blanket and take cover from the "Snow-Bomb"
Feel free to comment any and all "Snow" puns Ive heard Snowmany but I have a feeling you all Snowmore
