Oh, what a stupid day.
Last night I went drinking with my sister and her husband. The subject of strip clubs came up and that I had never been. So, it was decided that since I was leaving she was going to take me to a strip club. We went, we consumed alcohol, we saw naked boobs, and I got a free lap dance from someone that was in her 40s-50's.
I like naked boobs. They're great and I've never turned down an opportunity to see a pair for free but I've always been apprehensive to strip clubs. It seems like going to a super market when you're broke - just to make you hungry. The food looks good but you can't have any.
The lap dance seemed entirely too scripted. Like she was going through steps to a dance at a rehersal, no emotion at all. Sure, she's most naked and ungulating betwixt my legs but it didn't turn me on because it was obviously just part of the job. Anyway...
I woke up this morning with a hang over. I was useless until 1pm. Nothing was easy today. I got the new transmission in my van today but it took the whole day and was a horrible pain. I dropped a wrench on my face and broke off part of my fake front teeth. So I've got to get that fixed on mon or tues. I may have bent the flywheel. Also, I dropped the old torque converter, spilling transmission fluid everywhere. I didn't get anything else done all day. Oh, what a stupid day.
Last night I went drinking with my sister and her husband. The subject of strip clubs came up and that I had never been. So, it was decided that since I was leaving she was going to take me to a strip club. We went, we consumed alcohol, we saw naked boobs, and I got a free lap dance from someone that was in her 40s-50's.
I like naked boobs. They're great and I've never turned down an opportunity to see a pair for free but I've always been apprehensive to strip clubs. It seems like going to a super market when you're broke - just to make you hungry. The food looks good but you can't have any.
The lap dance seemed entirely too scripted. Like she was going through steps to a dance at a rehersal, no emotion at all. Sure, she's most naked and ungulating betwixt my legs but it didn't turn me on because it was obviously just part of the job. Anyway...
I woke up this morning with a hang over. I was useless until 1pm. Nothing was easy today. I got the new transmission in my van today but it took the whole day and was a horrible pain. I dropped a wrench on my face and broke off part of my fake front teeth. So I've got to get that fixed on mon or tues. I may have bent the flywheel. Also, I dropped the old torque converter, spilling transmission fluid everywhere. I didn't get anything else done all day. Oh, what a stupid day.