Ok.
After being temporarily freed from the grips of a violent video game addicton, I have started to become nostalgic for my days of frequenting SG, drooling over all the fine ladies on this site, and attempting to befriend strange people in faraway places.
I realize that I know almost nothing about most of you, as I rarely update and post comments infrequently, to say the least.
With the exception of the ever-sweet and interesting robaralis, the always insane and astounding CoreOfSelf, the much-missed and neglected Billenium, and the fleeting glimpse I have gotten into the world of 'formerly known as deigning chaos', the rest of you(few as you may be...) remain vastly unknown to me.
Seing as i am the type who 'prefers few close friends over many acquaintances', I have devised a set of questions intended to probe into your squishy psyches, in the hopes that my initial friend-making attempts will not have been in vain. I hate the idea of having a friends list full of people i know nothing about. So if you give a shit,
here's what i got for all you fine people:
NOTE: If you are not currently on my friends list , but for some strange reason wish to be, please answer these questions, and submit them for my review. If you have requested my friendship previously and have for some inexplicable reason found yourself to be the recepient of my DECLINE button, feel free to submit your answers for my reconsideration.
WARINING: DESPITE THE INHERENT SILLINESS OF SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS, I AM HONESTLY LOOKING FOR REAL ANSWERS! I SWEAR THIS IS AN HONEST ATTEMPT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!!!!
1. when you hear the words "indie" and "experimental", what are the first thoughts that come to mind?
2. describe a typical day or night in your off-work world.
3. What is your idea of fun? Seriously now. When you do something in your life, what makes you say 'That was fun' as opposed to 'That was boring' or 'That was the most awful experience i've ever had in all of my existence on this wretched planet'.
4. When you like or hate things in this world, do you analyze why you like/hate it, or do you like/hate it 'just 'cause'?
5 a)Do you like porn?
b)do you like porn a lot?
c)how often do you watch/think about watching porn?
d)how do you seperate good porn from bad porn?
e)what kind of porn scenarios do you find most enjoyable (Be honest, now...)
f)WHY do you like porn?
6. If I came up to you at a party(or something) and you didn't know me, and i told you I'd suck your dick/lick your cunt for a quarter, how would you respond to me?
7. This is for the ladies: Do you own or have you ever thought about purchasing a shirt with one of the following phrases on it: "Drama Queen" "Diva" "Princess" "Bad Kitty" "Hottie" "Rock Star" etc.....
8. Do you identify yourself as part of a community/group/scene? If so, what would you say it is, and why to both parts of the question.
9. a)When you look in the mirror, what's the immediate thought that occurs to you with the most frequency?
b)Do you enjoy looking at yourself naked?
c)How often do you pose naked in front of the mirror?
d)Do you ever take naked pictures of yourself?
e) why do you take naked pictures of yourself?
f) do you ever dance around your room naked
g) when you look at your self naked in the mirror, are you horrified, disgusted, turned on, awe-stricken, confused, ambivilant, some combination of the above, or other. If other, please explain...
h)Do you find this line of questioning aggravating, insulting, interesting, fun, stupid, pointless, hot, some combination of the above, or other. If other, please explain...
11. a) A girl on this site (SG girl or member) posts naked pics of herself. She looks damn fine. You decide to leave a comment. What do you write? for real, now.
b) A guy member on this site posts naked pics of himself. He is quite good-looking and not offensive to the senses. You decide to leave a comment (I'M MAKING YOU DECIDE TO LEAVE A COMMENT HERE GOD DAMMIT!) What do you write? for real.
12. Did you notice that I skipped number 10? If yes, what was your initial reaction?
Jesus, I could continue for hours, I'll stop here for now, but stay tuned for more mind-probing fun...
WARNING: FAILURE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS IN SOME FASHION MAY RESULT IN YOUR EVENTUAL DELETION. PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE AS SUCKY A FRIEND AS I HAVE BEEN.
NOTE: Friends mentioned in preface who I actually do know well/somewhat well, are not intended to be exempt from this interregation, they are just less likely to face severe consequences for their failure to respond.
NOTE THE SECOND:
If you feel the answers to these questions are too personal and lugubrious to post for the rest of the world to see, please feel free to mail me privately. I like things that are private....
and lugubrious. oh, and if you find yourself looking for a dictionary or cursing me for my pretentious use of vocabulary, please keep in mind that I'm laughing.
After being temporarily freed from the grips of a violent video game addicton, I have started to become nostalgic for my days of frequenting SG, drooling over all the fine ladies on this site, and attempting to befriend strange people in faraway places.
I realize that I know almost nothing about most of you, as I rarely update and post comments infrequently, to say the least.
With the exception of the ever-sweet and interesting robaralis, the always insane and astounding CoreOfSelf, the much-missed and neglected Billenium, and the fleeting glimpse I have gotten into the world of 'formerly known as deigning chaos', the rest of you(few as you may be...) remain vastly unknown to me.
Seing as i am the type who 'prefers few close friends over many acquaintances', I have devised a set of questions intended to probe into your squishy psyches, in the hopes that my initial friend-making attempts will not have been in vain. I hate the idea of having a friends list full of people i know nothing about. So if you give a shit,
here's what i got for all you fine people:
NOTE: If you are not currently on my friends list , but for some strange reason wish to be, please answer these questions, and submit them for my review. If you have requested my friendship previously and have for some inexplicable reason found yourself to be the recepient of my DECLINE button, feel free to submit your answers for my reconsideration.
WARINING: DESPITE THE INHERENT SILLINESS OF SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS, I AM HONESTLY LOOKING FOR REAL ANSWERS! I SWEAR THIS IS AN HONEST ATTEMPT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER!!!!
1. when you hear the words "indie" and "experimental", what are the first thoughts that come to mind?
2. describe a typical day or night in your off-work world.
3. What is your idea of fun? Seriously now. When you do something in your life, what makes you say 'That was fun' as opposed to 'That was boring' or 'That was the most awful experience i've ever had in all of my existence on this wretched planet'.
4. When you like or hate things in this world, do you analyze why you like/hate it, or do you like/hate it 'just 'cause'?
5 a)Do you like porn?
b)do you like porn a lot?
c)how often do you watch/think about watching porn?
d)how do you seperate good porn from bad porn?
e)what kind of porn scenarios do you find most enjoyable (Be honest, now...)
f)WHY do you like porn?
6. If I came up to you at a party(or something) and you didn't know me, and i told you I'd suck your dick/lick your cunt for a quarter, how would you respond to me?
7. This is for the ladies: Do you own or have you ever thought about purchasing a shirt with one of the following phrases on it: "Drama Queen" "Diva" "Princess" "Bad Kitty" "Hottie" "Rock Star" etc.....
8. Do you identify yourself as part of a community/group/scene? If so, what would you say it is, and why to both parts of the question.
9. a)When you look in the mirror, what's the immediate thought that occurs to you with the most frequency?
b)Do you enjoy looking at yourself naked?
c)How often do you pose naked in front of the mirror?
d)Do you ever take naked pictures of yourself?
e) why do you take naked pictures of yourself?
f) do you ever dance around your room naked
g) when you look at your self naked in the mirror, are you horrified, disgusted, turned on, awe-stricken, confused, ambivilant, some combination of the above, or other. If other, please explain...
h)Do you find this line of questioning aggravating, insulting, interesting, fun, stupid, pointless, hot, some combination of the above, or other. If other, please explain...
11. a) A girl on this site (SG girl or member) posts naked pics of herself. She looks damn fine. You decide to leave a comment. What do you write? for real, now.
b) A guy member on this site posts naked pics of himself. He is quite good-looking and not offensive to the senses. You decide to leave a comment (I'M MAKING YOU DECIDE TO LEAVE A COMMENT HERE GOD DAMMIT!) What do you write? for real.
12. Did you notice that I skipped number 10? If yes, what was your initial reaction?
Jesus, I could continue for hours, I'll stop here for now, but stay tuned for more mind-probing fun...
WARNING: FAILURE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS IN SOME FASHION MAY RESULT IN YOUR EVENTUAL DELETION. PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE AS SUCKY A FRIEND AS I HAVE BEEN.
NOTE: Friends mentioned in preface who I actually do know well/somewhat well, are not intended to be exempt from this interregation, they are just less likely to face severe consequences for their failure to respond.
NOTE THE SECOND:
If you feel the answers to these questions are too personal and lugubrious to post for the rest of the world to see, please feel free to mail me privately. I like things that are private....
and lugubrious. oh, and if you find yourself looking for a dictionary or cursing me for my pretentious use of vocabulary, please keep in mind that I'm laughing.
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Oh yeah.
Great to hear from ya 'Zamna!
1. Something other than the calculated mainstream movie machinations, typically on a reasonable budget...
2. Spending time outdoors hiking or biking -- followed up by some classic tv or movies.
3. Doing just about anything with my friends; cooking; hiking/biking; traveling. Sex. Sex is fun. Sex is waaaay fun!
4. Depends on what kind of mood I'm in. Sometimes I hate things just 'cuz I feel like it.
5a. yes.
5b. yes.
5c. no more than once a day.
5d. Believe it or not, I like a bit of plot, something more than the "I just got a hamburger at McDonalds, let's fuck" plots. Not into anal or facial jizz. I like to watch the women get undressed, not just cutting right to the wham-bam.
5e. girl-girl, or two girls and a guy is sooo damn hot! Knowing how much I like the outdoors, outdoors shots get me hot, too!
5f. I'm a Scorpio, and thus obsessed with all things sex!
6. I'd accept. I'd also offer to return the favor for free! I'd probably also invite you to go "hiking" with me sometime.
7. not a lady.
8. No, I am an individual more than I am part of a group.
9a. I could stand to lose some lovehandles.
9b. usually. apart from the occasional 9a , I'm pretty secure about myself.
9c. daily.
9d. rarely. In a fit of whatever, I've stripped down when out in the woods and taken the occasional snapshot. More fun when two people are doing it though.
9e. not really sure. relive the moment later, perhaps?!
9f. see 9c.
9g. see 9b.
10. There is no 10.
11a. I love to look at the nekkid pics and I leave comments here all the time, reflecting whatever thoughts are going through my (uppermost) head at the time.
11b. I'm secure. If a guy is hot, I'll tell him so.
12. Haha! Well, yes I did notice (see #10). My first thought was whether you'd ever seen Monty Python's Bruces sketch.
I'd like to know your responses, too.