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This is getting ridiculous. I went back to my house and I found, amongst the usual pile of debris, two letters.

One was from my stupid agent, informing me that yet another studio has no interest in my script. Actually, that's a lie. They love it, but they want the spider clowns to be played by dwarves dressed in animatronic costumes and I wanted full-on CGI. They said it would be "cheaper", which is true, in a technical sense, but it would be a "cheaper" piece of crap, instead of a more expensive masterpiece.

So as of now, I'm canning the Untitled Spider Clown Movie. It's dead. I'm moving on to something else.

The second letter was from the United States Customs and Border Protection. I asked a Japanese friend of mine to post me some of their crazy Japanese lemonade. Now I have been informed that this makes me a terrorist, because they thought there was some sort of detonator in the top of the bottle. So they had what they called a "controlled explosion" and they're holding me reponsible becasue I was the addressee.

Haven't they ever heard of Ramune?