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OK. So I'm driving with a female friend and the tire blows. So she starts talking:

"Well I guess one of us better go out there and fix it."
"Well that's going to be me because you have no idea how to do it."
"Just because I'm a woman, that means I can't change a tire?"
"No, don't be stupid. You know you can't change a tire."
"Great! So now I'm just a stupid woman who can't change a tire!"
"OK. I can see where this is going. You're just going to take whatever I say and tack it onto the end of your next rhetorical question."
"HAH! So now I'm a stupid woman who can't change a tire, who's just going to take WHATEVER you say and tack it on to ..."
"I fucked your sister."
"WHAT?"
"OK. That never happened. But I needed you to realise just how trivial this whole thing is. Now let me go out and fix this."

I fix the tire. We drive on in silence for about 30 miles. Then I decided I could come out of this smelling like roses:

"She wanted to, but I said no."