I had sex with a girl a few weeks ago, and she insisted that I wear a condom. I'm cool with this, because it's her body and she can choose under what circumstances others deal with her body, if at all. I've known her for some time, and she's really cool.
Yesterday, she calls me and we get talking and she complains about the price...
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What is with the women in my life? Why do they all see me as the gay friend? Why do they always come to me with their boyfriend trouble? You know, if you keep having the same trouble over and over again with a succession of different guys, maybe the problem isn't with the guys. Have you ever considered that? Maybe you need to alter...
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annisa:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...your blog made me laugh 
This is getting ridiculous. I went back to my house and I found, amongst the usual pile of debris, two letters.
One was from my stupid agent, informing me that yet another studio has no interest in my script. Actually, that's a lie. They love it, but they want the spider clowns to be played by dwarves dressed in animatronic costumes and I wanted full-on...
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One was from my stupid agent, informing me that yet another studio has no interest in my script. Actually, that's a lie. They love it, but they want the spider clowns to be played by dwarves dressed in animatronic costumes and I wanted full-on...
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pixelsuicide:
I fricken love Ramune! After an anime convention in april, I went to a Japanese specialty market and picked some up. My boy and I fought over it the entire trip home, hehe 
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ixxie_sparkle:
OH HEY
i forgot to tell you
i love you. fer rlz.
i forgot to tell you
i love you. fer rlz.
I think it's safe to go back home. The whole "treehouse of horror" thing has been dealt with and their case has been shredded before ever reaching court. Technically, I don't have to pay for anything right now, but I feel bad for their little girl, having totally retarded parents like that. So I'll buy her a new little house.
It's just as well, because...
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annisa:
it makes errands a bit more enjoyable 
alzy:
I dunno what's going on. He needs to learn better communication. One moment it looks like he's really trying and the next he jumps down my throat and fights with me for no reason. I just want back the guy i'd smoke and make milkshakes with, the guy who would show off the new guitar riff he learned that day, the guy who wrote all those things in that card in my pix. He's still there somewhere. I just want him to be himself again. I miss that.
I'm staying at my brother's place while this whole "Treehouse" shit blows over. Those people are crazy. That little girl is the sanest one there. Today, I noticed that there is no sound coming from the left speaker of his stereo, so I tried to fix it by taking it apart. I left it switched on so I could hear if there was any sound...
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ixxie_sparkle:
you're just the kind of guy things happen to. you should know this by now. we've known eachother for almost ten years, you know what happens when you try to fix things. remember that whole computer incident?
you: "oh come on, sure we can overclock it. five, ten minute job tops."
me: ...
you: (two weeks later) "extended warranty....sure, i guess. do you take personal cheques?"
douche. maybe you can bury the cat before he comes home.
you: "oh come on, sure we can overclock it. five, ten minute job tops."
me: ...
you: (two weeks later) "extended warranty....sure, i guess. do you take personal cheques?"
douche. maybe you can bury the cat before he comes home.
annisa:
thanx love!
take two?
take two?
I realise that it's a la mode in this environment to hate children, or at least express mild disdain ... but I just can't! I love the little bastards! I think once they can talk and go to the bathroom on their own, that's when they get cool. They know things, man. The trick is to talk to them like grown-ups: they will hear no...
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annisa:
thanx ....
eck, I think I am getting sick, last time I felt like this I was able to nip it before I actually got sick...hope it is the same this time...that's what you get for running around half naked all weekend
eck, I think I am getting sick, last time I felt like this I was able to nip it before I actually got sick...hope it is the same this time...that's what you get for running around half naked all weekend
pixievondust:
Children are good at making really obvious points that adults fail to see due to the complamicated nature of being grown up, apart from that kids scare me a bit.
I'm terrified of spiders. If anyone has any suggestions why, don't hold back.
They're getting bigger, too. There was one in the garage this morning ... he looked like he was working out or something, eight pronounced muscles on eight hairy legs. Looking up at me, daring me to do something about his presence, daring me to challenge his hegemony in MY GARAGE!
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They're getting bigger, too. There was one in the garage this morning ... he looked like he was working out or something, eight pronounced muscles on eight hairy legs. Looking up at me, daring me to do something about his presence, daring me to challenge his hegemony in MY GARAGE!
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alzy:
Ick. Spiders. I dont think there's anything worse in this world. Really...NOTHING needs that many legs. *shudder* I would have torched it too. Or sprayed it with an entire can of whatever was nearby....windex, spray paint, WD40...it all works if you use enough.
OK. So I'm driving with a female friend and the tire blows. So she starts talking:
"Well I guess one of us better go out there and fix it."
"Well that's going to be me because you have no idea how to do it."
"Just because I'm a woman, that means I can't change a tire?"
"No, don't be stupid. You know you can't change...
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"Well I guess one of us better go out there and fix it."
"Well that's going to be me because you have no idea how to do it."
"Just because I'm a woman, that means I can't change a tire?"
"No, don't be stupid. You know you can't change...
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annisa:
hahaha...so...did you really fuck her? just kidding, but seriously, I had to get a new tire today to, but the shop put it on cause I had to buy a new one.
and...thanx for leaving another comment...you are awesome...
and...thanx for leaving another comment...you are awesome...
annisa:
we have some shower pics to..
I'm getting really sick of this. I seem to be dragging my script all around Hollywood trying to explain what it's about. They all seem really interested until they realise that I'm not joking. I really want to make this picture the way I've written it. They all suggest different cuts I should make, but none of them really work, and I don't want to...
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annisa:
thank you very much...xoxoxo
good luck with your script, I hope it will all be worth it, and I'm sure it will be. Stick with your gut feeling
good luck with your script, I hope it will all be worth it, and I'm sure it will be. Stick with your gut feeling
itstoolate:
Well so far they're all saying I should remove the "clown" element, but the whole script rests on the isolation that a clown's life can bring.
That girl sounds kinda kinda skeezy. I wouldnt have been upset that she made me wear a condom. Id be upset at the fact that she sleeps with people withOUT using one.
miss you