I thought this was funny....
A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per
year.
Another revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer
per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.
(your mileage may vary!)
A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per
year.
Another revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer
per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.
(your mileage may vary!)
I could be considered as an ecomonic one as I don't have to drink that much beer to get drunk! LOL